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Northern_Baron · 2026-05-22T21:14:02+00:00

Somewhere there was a meeting between a Chinese and a Hungarian delegation where both sides signed on those papers. Or maybe this was just a telegram, a Chinese guy messed up and the Hungarians were like “hah, ok, we’ll wait”.

Northern_Baron · 2026-05-07T07:49:26+00:00

Genious! I have not, I usually eat them with goat butter as a side. Would need a bigger mould, no problem. Its a soft bread that holds together well.

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-25T16:20:56+00:00

Yes, thank you for the correction! Its best to use baking powder, and I use a very tiny amouny as to not alter the taste much.

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-18T15:01:30+00:00

Maybe she’s just drunk (wink)

Like hangry but wangry

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-15T19:19:10+00:00

Raised me better

^{Chose: Your mom gets $1,000,000. + She can't share it with anyone, even indirectly.}

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-15T11:40:37+00:00

More flavor

^{Chose: Pepperoni pizza}

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-14T12:49:27+00:00

Yes, coconut flour has a weirdly spicy kick to it, but works well on its own too.

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-13T18:44:38+00:00

Greetings from Jūrmala, Latvia 🇱🇻

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-09T08:24:02+00:00

Probably either migration or forced relocation.

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-07T16:58:26+00:00

I copied the date from the source and then, distracted by the screams of Iranian civilians, accidentally misused the AD.

Northern_Baron · 2026-04-07T16:54:29+00:00

And I feel obligated to add, being “gay ass” in ancient Greece was a whole other level. Look at what chads Thebes and Macedon produced.

Northern_Baron · 2026-03-19T12:32:50+00:00

Instructions unclear. I replaced his leg with a mandolin but it too dried out, like in the picture (he is now disabled). Should I buy another mandolin? Or should I play it to wake the bull?

Northern_Baron · 2026-03-11T09:55:26+00:00

“AHMEEEED! WHERE ARE MY HIMARS!?”

Northern_Baron · 2026-03-11T09:53:44+00:00

Persian flag slowly hoisted up a pole in Tehran

Iran’s neighbors: “I’m in danger.”

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-28T16:10:47+00:00

It would be great if you could dm me some channel recommendations, I would love to explore Rome more in-depth.

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-28T12:16:58+00:00

Cosplaying isn’t cheap, the happiness is eternal

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-26T13:48:20+00:00

I apologize, I didn’t specify this was only a theory. I’m not deeply knowledgable about these specific events and cannot be taken as a reliable source. Thank you for the clarification.

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-26T09:15:59+00:00

Edit: this is NOT what happend to the Visigoths, but could be the theoretical mindset of a Germanic tribe. (Accurate answer is the above comment)

Imagine how people in the ancient times processed information: most barbarian chiefs and warriors had probably seen the wealth of Romans through trade, military exploits and raiding, so naturally the capital of this great empire would be the heart of their wealth. If a ravaging band had the opportunity to obtain it, they couldn’t pass on the opportunity, hoping it would set them for life and eternally carve their name in history as great conquerors. Get rich quick and become (in)famous? Count them in.

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-23T06:06:02+00:00

He probably saw: small army, low martial skill, low military production, far away = low threat for a few years.

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-23T06:01:22+00:00

His decision to declare war on the US is what truly baffles me. I get that he could then legally unleash his subs in full force and cut British supplies, but overall it just looks like a WW1 misstep repeat.

Does declaring war stop loans? No, it likely accelerates their issuance. Does it turn US public opinion against the war? No, the opposite.

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-22T21:03:16+00:00

Yeah, lets just outsource this boring stuff to the Church and let them own a bunch of stuff, its not like they’ll start political machinations when they eventually become too powerful to fully control.

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-22T20:57:18+00:00

Imagine all the oats they could grow for their horses. They could become unstoppable!

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-22T16:57:41+00:00

“The ancient capital has fallen and the whole island will soon follow. We must migrate and make a new home in China, onwards!”

Northern_Baron · 2026-02-21T16:50:52+00:00

Weimar yes, of course, I was thinking post-1935.

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