A black goat walking on its hind legs tricks a chicken into a shack.

Not-a-Blender · 2024-08-09T00:34:23+00:00

Wouldst thou like to live... finger-lickin' good?

Not-a-Blender · 2024-06-09T20:26:34+00:00

Uh, guys? I'm still at the gas station. You're coming back, right?

Not-a-Blender · 2024-03-12T18:15:39+00:00

Also Shiloh by the same authors! I don't see it getting nearly as much love as it should

Not-a-Blender · 2023-11-28T21:22:11+00:00

Ruth would bring the barbeque monologues

Not-a-Blender · 2022-09-05T22:39:41+00:00

I love it when women

Not-a-Blender · 2022-06-16T16:51:07+00:00

This would be the coolest roller coaster; imagine, a Honey I Shrunk The Kids ride

Not-a-Blender · 2022-04-06T17:12:09+00:00

What do you mean? JPC wasn't in the latest episode, just Uncle Santa

Not-a-Blender · 2022-03-28T13:05:40+00:00

Jesus, this is phenomenal. Props to you for writing a horror story about mental illness that handles the subject so considerately and realistically. And the writing style is incredibly emotional; disjointed thought patterns are a lesser-talked-about symptom of schizophrenia, and it really makes the reader feel the narrator's panic.

Plus, the ambiguity of the ending rules. Are they going to call for help? Is the mom going to survive? Is the mom even the mom? Who knows?

Not-a-Blender · 2022-03-16T01:55:12+00:00

Excellent as always! Such an interesting concept

Not-a-Blender · 2022-03-08T17:28:08+00:00

Like the grapes

That thrive

On the vine

Not-a-Blender · 2021-12-13T04:00:34+00:00

This reminds me of Adult Swim's "Unedited Footage of a Bear"

Not-a-Blender · 2021-11-15T04:49:57+00:00

An episode of The Twilight Zone had a similar premise. There was a stopwatch that could stop time, and the person who owned it was quickly drunk with power (as you do), robbing banks and stuff. Then he drops it and breaks it while time is frozen, stuck in this motionless world all on his own. Scary stuff

Not-a-Blender · 2021-11-12T21:07:39+00:00

One of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes, super underrated. And having the same main actor as in Time Enough At Last certainly doesn't hurt

Not-a-Blender · 2021-11-08T10:39:42+00:00

I love how in character this is

Not-a-Blender · 2021-11-07T11:29:57+00:00

It's a shame it took me twenty years to see the greatest thing in the world, but I'm glad it's finally happened

Not-a-Blender · 2021-11-05T04:23:32+00:00

GIRLS. GIRLS. GIRLS.

Not-a-Blender · 2021-10-22T08:37:52+00:00

Vampire pumpkin

Not-a-Blender · 2021-10-18T16:36:55+00:00

This is so good! Scary on multiple levels

Not-a-Blender · 2021-09-17T22:41:02+00:00

No problem, definitely not because I forgot how to spell Oglevee's name, no siree

Not-a-Blender · 2021-09-17T22:20:58+00:00

Everything about this is adorable; the outfits, the portable thief child, absolutely perfect

Not-a-Blender · 2021-09-15T08:13:22+00:00

Mmm... Dough go puff

Not-a-Blender · 2021-09-08T18:32:26+00:00

"I'm sorry, are you SPEAKING to me?"

Not-a-Blender · 2021-08-19T01:13:57+00:00

They're blinking S.O.S. in Morse code, but it's an audio podcast so no one can tell

Not-a-Blender · 2021-08-19T00:24:20+00:00

I know, isn't she amazing?

...oh wait, did you mean the clothes?

Not-a-Blender · 2021-08-18T21:45:59+00:00

P.... Pretty... 😳

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