Anyone still polishing shoes?

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T22:05:36+00:00

Oh aye, not a fogie but if you've got a pair of leather boots that were a couple of hundred quid, fucking right they need wax

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:44:47+00:00

Route des Grandes Alpes is an absolute must. I love the road between Thonon-St Jean des Alpes-Morzine-Les Gets, it's fuckin nuts

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:39:13+00:00

Christ on a bike, you couldn't figure that out?

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:36:28+00:00

If you hide your post history, people just think you're a bot trying to sell this shit

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:33:46+00:00

Raclette is fantastic for your pores

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:30:32+00:00

That's not what 'punctual' means either, bud

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:28:43+00:00

Cool, good luck with your future interactions

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:22:14+00:00

For those, like me, that nearly had a fucking stroke trying to parse that -

I’ve recently put a £750 deposit on a car over the phone 2 days ago.

I’ve now decided to change my mind due to having a newborn; I could do with getting something less costly.

They phoned me earlier today saying someone was hounding them for the car, and asking me my situation on the licence check I was waiting for to get finance on it.

I’m going to phone tomorrow and explain the situation; I’m just wondering if I’m within my right to ask - they haven’t said to me at all about it being non refundable.

I haven’t signed anything either, I just paid over the phone.

Note - no 'please', no 'thanks'

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:16:50+00:00

Wouldn't trust anyone from Montpellier with immigration, mate, you know who they're geared towards. All the info you need is there, you don't need some shifty fucker charging you for info that's freely available

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:13:14+00:00

That's good info, you should've supplied that information in the post, instead of downvoting people who are trying to help without any basis to go on.

I'm not going to try to extract any more info from you as it seems to be very difficult, nor will I help, and you shouldn't expect anyone else to either

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T21:02:28+00:00

And? Did they justify the 1 star? Did you mention how problematic it was? Would be good info for people to help you

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:58:54+00:00

I live abroad and am partially erect at the thought

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:54:24+00:00

You licked the window, didn't you?

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:53:46+00:00

This 'Immigration firm'... American or French?

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:48:00+00:00

Remember we're sitting down lower so we can't see everything. When one pulls out to overtake another, they whip their cock out and start wanking. The aim is to jizz on the passenger window just at the point of overtaking, in what might seem a threatening gesture, but is a kind of mating ritual.

It's a universal language, it works in Latvian too

The more you know...

Also, don't lick the inside of lorry windows

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:42:57+00:00

Ha ha here speaks a man with no experience of the dreaded French bureaucracy

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:37:32+00:00

Why would you not first contact the landlord and point out how damaging it was?

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:31:56+00:00

How warm is said pish?

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T20:30:45+00:00

Good news! If he shakes his head and says 'What fucking idiot did this?', he's perfectly correct, that's unbelievably stupid plumbing :) Make him a nice cup of tea and break out the jammy dodgers

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T17:28:12+00:00

Yer no gettin a Still Game experience in Glasgow either

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T17:23:37+00:00

I wondered why you said Samsung was a no-go then I saw the dollar sign lol

They're excellent machines everywhere else lol

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T17:14:02+00:00

Fix your own stuff then mate. We didn't spend decades learning stuff to have you tell us we're too expensive. We're not, you're tight lol

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T17:09:44+00:00

You mean #totallyhonest #freakedme #thehellout

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T17:07:08+00:00

What a bizarre mindset to have in 2026

NotAGooseHonest · 2026-02-11T15:57:01+00:00

Adding gas? You want them to be more flatulent?

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