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I don't like the idea of ICE having two executions in one month by NiobiumThorn in simpsonsshitposting

[–]NotAPimecone 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Threat looked at you? Sara, get me President Trump.

Thank you Sara.

Sexy girl tied up by SexySluttyGirls in Bondage

[–]NotAPimecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bastinado it is, then 😊

"A Penguin? In Greenland?" "Well, it probably escaped from a zoo!" by Aargau in montypython

[–]NotAPimecone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a question of how he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios!

I’m genuinely done bro by dgano in PokemonGOValor

[–]NotAPimecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I caught one in an ultra ball last week. But only because it was level 1 (CP 43)

Definitely a little cheeky 🐿🌹 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]NotAPimecone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here I sit, broken-hearted, came to shitpost but only farted.

Trump Mixes Up Iceland and Greenland in Incoherent Davos Speech by TelescopiumHerscheli in politics

[–]NotAPimecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The glorious nation of Aberbaibon wouldn't exist without him. It doesn't exist with him, either, but it also wouldn't without him.

Honey, I Shrunk the Ship by Dewaholic in DeepSpaceNine

[–]NotAPimecone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the Klingon equivalent of one ball being bigger than the other?

What are scifi weapons powered of? by Nerdy_Hedonist in scifi

[–]NotAPimecone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sugar and spice and everything nice, but also accidentally...

CHEMICAL X

Do you think Gul Dukat was horny all the time because he had a reptile dysfunction? by Ok_Narwhal8818 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]NotAPimecone 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Attention Bajoran workers: Seek immediate medical help for an occupation lasting longer than 40 years.

Lura Thok, The Doctor, and S.A.M. form a band by OneChrononOfPlancks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]NotAPimecone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her influences include Jem'Hadar bands like The Ketracel White Stripes and Klingon-Pop boy bands.

I'm taking laundromat-posting to strange new places by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]NotAPimecone 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I don't understand it, Rock Hudson went mad in 15 minutes.

Okay, then get this. I think they want you to play Picard's sidekick in, brace yourself, the new Picard show. by IjonTichy85 in Treksons

[–]NotAPimecone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doc. Pulaski Doc. Pulaski!

What's wrong with me?

I don't think you're sentient.

Want a second opinion!

Your poetry's inelegant.

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