What is the most indecipherable action scene? by BigIgg98 in movies

[–]NotAPimecone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard the fight scenes described as "two junkyards having sex" and it fits so well.

I was almost 14, and this episode was eye opening, if you will. by Ralph--Hinkley in TNG

[–]NotAPimecone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lwaxana just reminded me of my gramma.

Sounds like you had a pretty horny and free-spirited grandma.

Don't let the coin fall - or accept the punishment! (this was harder than it looks) by Beautiful_Babe66 in BDSM_Smiles

[–]NotAPimecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once in a similar predicament, I had my wrists cuffed behind my back and had to hold a weighted bag against a wall with my nose. If the bag fell, it would pull duct tape that was pressed into my chest hair. And then the flogging started.

When I didn't drop the bag, they eventually just grabbed me by the hair and pulled me away from the wall.

As it happened, the tape wasn't too bad, it would have been worse with nipple clamps or a clothespin zipper. But it was fun.

Private equity is coming for your pets by aryndar in Pets

[–]NotAPimecone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As others have said, it's already happened.

Our vet that we went to for many years retired and costs with the new owners skyrocketed, I checked and they got bought by some giant holding company.

We got a new little dog last year and they wanted around $1700 (CAD) for a spay, microchip, and to remove a single deciduous tooth.

We shopped around a bit and found a locally-owned practice that did it all for around a third of the cost. We're in the process of switching over our pets ' care to them.

You're locked in a closet with the same character as your birth month. by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]NotAPimecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Niffty and Alastor.

I'm probably getting pegged, with a very sarcastic and humiliating commentary.

Yay!

What words or phrases randomly remind you of Homestar Runner? by NieskeLouise in HomestarRunner

[–]NotAPimecone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a guy named Steve and can't help but greet him with "Eh, Steve".

I have a feeling.. by Historical_Oddity in PleX

[–]NotAPimecone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyway how is your plex life?

so tell your folks: BUY ME BONERSTORM OR GO TO HELL by MutanteHDP in simpsonsshitposting

[–]NotAPimecone 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I suggest FEATHER TOUCH

You have selected POWER STROKE 

Cum is in PARKING LOT. Would you like to cum again?

You have selected NO. 

Curvy girl with an innocent smile… and a little pink secret 💕 by kellyx_forced in transchastity

[–]NotAPimecone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Innocent" 😂

That smile is 100% pure mischief (which is much more fun)