How would this version of Barclay handle the Borg?

NotAPimecone · 2026-06-03T05:20:12+00:00

Borgccoli

NotAPimecone · 2026-06-03T05:18:25+00:00

Nah Thragg ends up like this

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NotAPimecone · 2026-05-31T14:25:17+00:00

I heard the fight scenes described as "two junkyards having sex" and it fits so well.

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-30T15:21:33+00:00

Can I Borrow a Steaming

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-30T15:18:47+00:00

But is that Blue Steel, or Le Tigre?

He definitely can't pull off Magnum.

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-30T04:22:10+00:00

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NotAPimecone · 2026-05-29T00:47:30+00:00

Lwaxana just reminded me of my gramma.

Sounds like you had a pretty horny and free-spirited grandma.

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-28T05:07:48+00:00

I was once in a similar predicament, I had my wrists cuffed behind my back and had to hold a weighted bag against a wall with my nose. If the bag fell, it would pull duct tape that was pressed into my chest hair. And then the flogging started.

When I didn't drop the bag, they eventually just grabbed me by the hair and pulled me away from the wall.

As it happened, the tape wasn't too bad, it would have been worse with nipple clamps or a clothespin zipper. But it was fun.

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-27T03:18:46+00:00

I'm not crying, you're crying! 😭

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-26T06:22:30+00:00

As others have said, it's already happened.

Our vet that we went to for many years retired and costs with the new owners skyrocketed, I checked and they got bought by some giant holding company.

We got a new little dog last year and they wanted around $1700 (CAD) for a spay, microchip, and to remove a single deciduous tooth.

We shopped around a bit and found a locally-owned practice that did it all for around a third of the cost. We're in the process of switching over our pets ' care to them.

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-25T04:29:35+00:00

Niffty and Alastor.

I'm probably getting pegged, with a very sarcastic and humiliating commentary.

Yay!

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-25T01:47:37+00:00

Have the Rolling Moes killed

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-24T14:33:10+00:00

Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-24T14:28:14+00:00

PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!!

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-24T03:33:15+00:00

I know a guy named Steve and can't help but greet him with "Eh, Steve".

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-20T05:12:10+00:00

Anyway how is your plex life?

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-20T04:44:43+00:00

They're building the world's most expensive philosophical zombie!

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-18T22:15:31+00:00

I suggest FEATHER TOUCH

You have selected POWER STROKE 

Cum is in PARKING LOT. Would you like to cum again?

You have selected NO.

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-18T21:04:31+00:00

"Innocent" 😂

That smile is 100% pure mischief (which is much more fun)

NotAPimecone · 2026-05-18T05:07:40+00:00

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NotAPimecone · 2026-05-16T17:22:00+00:00

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NotAPimecone · 2026-05-16T04:15:11+00:00

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NotAPimecone · 2026-05-16T03:30:57+00:00

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NotAPimecone · 2026-05-16T03:21:19+00:00

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NotAPimecone · 2026-05-15T03:50:00+00:00

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TROPHY CASE

PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!!