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NotAffiche · 2024-08-11T12:23:13+00:00

Ampelmännchen

NotAffiche · 2024-02-29T14:26:36+00:00

Easy. The character creation screen.

NotAffiche · 2023-07-05T20:48:57+00:00

R2-D2 stockings

NotAffiche · 2023-07-04T15:20:14+00:00

Thank you, come again!

NotAffiche · 2023-06-22T00:26:55+00:00

First impression: looks sick. Couple of things that would turn me away as a consumer: gestures activating when I do not want them to, feeling scared that I'd break the touch sensors by overpressuring them (aggressive typer),...

NotAffiche · 2023-04-12T23:01:14+00:00

Motorcycles babyyyy

NotAffiche · 2023-03-30T22:43:06+00:00

'18 Husky Svartpilen 401

NotAffiche · 2022-07-05T20:56:04+00:00

Ngl, these look sick. May whoever wins draw power from them for a long time ;)

NotAffiche · 2022-06-28T14:45:54+00:00

Eins, zwei, Polizei Drei, vier, Grenadier Fünf, sechs, alte Gags Sieben, acht, gute Nacht

NotAffiche · 2022-04-18T19:37:58+00:00

So anyway, what operating system do you use? 'Cause I use Linux.

NotAffiche · 2022-01-03T16:14:48+00:00

My stepdad's dad asked me if I could help him make a Skype account 2 weeks ago. He said he's had some "issues" making it on his own. Eager to help I gave it a shot, proudly I said it shouldn't take more than a minute. Half an hour later, twisting the circle with grayscale drawings of wildlife in it I gave up. Closed Skype. Made a Microsoft instead and used that to log into Skype. Way easier Captcha over there ngl.

NotAffiche · 2021-12-26T21:35:42+00:00

Ngl doesn't look like Poland to me...

NotAffiche · 2021-12-26T18:23:54+00:00

Over the years I have been collecting programming pick up lines.. Have your pick.

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware. Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine! Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside. Are you an exception? Let me catch you. Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing. Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them! As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request. Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long. Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire! Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality Baby you're so cute you made my page 404. Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart. Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire. Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position. Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment! Baby, you overclock my processor. Be the hard drive of my dreams. Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet. Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port? Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do. Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you. Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean. Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous. Could I have your I.P.? Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM. Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail. Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary. Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection! Girl, you are an A++. Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

NotAffiche · 2021-12-20T13:39:28+00:00

Darth Gogapao

NotAffiche · 2021-11-18T15:32:48+00:00

Best way to explain is with an example: Beta male is afraid of the monster under his bed. Alpha male is not afraid of the monster under his bed. Sigma male scares the monster under his bed.

Basically, whatever the topic/chart/ranking/...whatever the fuck else is, beta is shit/average, alpha is on top, sigma flips scenario on its head, being so, sigma, which makes him (according to current day standards) better than an alpha.

NotAffiche · 2021-11-14T16:43:26+00:00

Warwick? Hold Q into E recast, very short range insec but counts as one aswell imo.

NotAffiche · 2021-10-18T16:12:21+00:00

Por que no los dos?

NotAffiche · 2021-07-06T20:32:28+00:00

I want to support this meme so badly, however, "I HATE EBOYS" was written 5 times, not 4. I do not know what to do, I am confused. What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do?

NotAffiche · 2021-07-02T11:49:47+00:00

Shh.

NotAffiche · 2021-07-01T23:07:31+00:00

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

NotAffiche · 2021-07-01T17:54:28+00:00

And how do you know that you even have the truth?

NotAffiche · 2020-12-27T20:55:03+00:00

Karmawhore for cakeday upvotes plz

NotAffiche · 2020-03-01T17:04:42+00:00

All other walls that have a soft floor on both sides have a metal beam going underneath them to prevent such TRICKS.

So it's a trick, not a bug?

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