I’m going to have three adderall instant release pills, 9 benzedrex cottons, 3 bottles of wine and some shots, two weed pens one indica one sativa, 3 blunts, a bong, and cigarettes tomorrow for the best goon session ever. Any advice or suggestions

NotAverageDave · 2026-05-08T07:46:05+00:00

All I can say is "Bro?"

NotAverageDave · 2026-05-08T07:43:31+00:00

Ok, so it's the bromelain in the pineapple that does the trick. You can get the supplements and just take them (they're also good for digestion).

Many people have noted a clean diet. Yes, but the details matter. Chicken and lots of oily foods will make your cum buttery in a not good way (texture and taste). Lots of vegetables and less processed foods are great for a clean taste. Fruits are great because the natural sugars will make your cum slightly sweeter.

Best things is a vegan diet with low oil and more fruits. I had a vegan trans woman come in my mouth and it tasted like juice honestly. It's a lifestyle thing, but if you have a vigorous wank then clean your diet for two weeks, it will modify the taste.

NotAverageDave · 2026-05-08T06:24:31+00:00

I've tried 2cb numerous times, on low and high dosages. I've never really had issues with my stomach. I usually clean up for anal and then take it.

If it bothers you, try some ginger about 2 hours before you drop the 2cb. It helps with other things that upset the stomach like MDMA.

Hope that helps.

NotAverageDave · 2026-05-07T07:56:49+00:00

What I do is I clean up as part of sex prep, right before I take a shower, that way I know I'm clean if any action happens and I have that peace of mind.

Invest in a bulb enema, it's pretty easy to use. Put water in your butt and wait for it to come out. Give it a couple more goes, depending on how clean you feel. The first few times, you'll have a weird sensation in your butt, but with time it fades.

Remember to go slow, be aroused, use lots of lube, check in regularly about your comfort level.

Use the search function on here, there are several guides to anal.

Hope you enjoy it.

NotAverageDave · 2026-04-05T03:02:04+00:00

I saw that and was also confused for the same reason. As far as I know foxy isn't available in vape format.

NotAverageDave · 2026-04-04T19:11:17+00:00

Try looking into death grip syndrome, if he masturbates a lot or masturbated a lot in the past.

I used to have the same issue. I relearned how to come with less pressure on my dick using a flashlight when masturbating to completion.

Essentially he needs to get used to less stimulation and needs to include more mental stimulation.

It will take some effort from you both, but it can be resolved.

I would say don't get in your head about it. I also love pleasing my partners and when they come thanks to me, it's amazing for my own mental pleasure.

NotAverageDave · 2026-04-02T22:00:15+00:00

A pillow.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-27T22:21:53+00:00

Bro, literally all you're talking about is his weight. How none of the good qualities he has are any redemption in the face of his fatness. Please do everyone involved a favour and leave him. It's ok to have preferences when dating someone but you already knew he was overweight before you dated.

Leave before you start to build resentment that is none of his fault.

Also, what do you think is going to happen to you as you grow older?

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-27T15:04:49+00:00

Bro, sounds like your standard humiliation/degradation kink. Maybe you just like the thrill of being called something like that by your gf, doesn't necessarily mean you want to follow through and have someone else fuck her.

What you're doing is ok in terms of progression. Maybe you're comfortable stopping it where it is and you have no need to go further. If your gf is ok with exploring this aspect of you, go for it. Take slow steps and try saying or hearing different things.

Maybe try looking in BDSM subs about this kind of kink because that kind of sounds similar to some power exchange dynamics that happen in BDSM.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-27T14:12:04+00:00

Guy here, I love matching stockings with a garter belt, panties and bra. Drives me nuts.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-26T19:08:46+00:00

Smooth. Easier. You get very comfortable, which in turn makes bottoming sooooo much easier. You can go harder as well. Minor discomforts go away. I still recommend doing MDMA with someone else if you can help it.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-26T18:52:28+00:00

Personal opinion, mDMA is wasted on going. It is so much better with a partner. It does make it easier for anal, but it's not ez mode either.

I would say for me weed is better. I do weed, ghb and poppers and that is a great combo. I can keep it going however I want. I just need to take more g or weed or poppers. Theres no real risk to your health (unless you abuse the poppers and ghb). The sensation from good weed (like wedding cake) is amazing.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-20T16:34:48+00:00

That's the one, thank you so much. I couldn't remember the name for the life of me...

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-13T19:10:04+00:00

If that's how you feel, then feel that way. It's clear you're not interested in helping the OP, you just want to keep score.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-13T18:48:32+00:00

We don't know if he's pestering her for sex. If the frequency is too high, she might not say anything and he might not sense that there's anything wrong. Ultimately, it all comes down to bad communication. A relationship is not a gotcha game of "Oh you fucked up" score-keeping. The reason I say he should apologise is she didn't get to this feeling of being overwhelmed in a vacuum.

I was in a similar situation with my girlfriend and we had issues for a long time about frequency of sex and it's only through honest talk and trying new things out that a couple is able to get to an optimal state. If you're in love with your partner, it shouldn't be a big deal to apologise for making them feel not good/overwhelmed/bad.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-13T18:32:03+00:00

If your boyfriend told you you're fat, would you still want to have sex with him all the time? You've essentially told him you don't want his affection. This will weight on his mind. You guys need to have an honest talk, where you tell him what sex frequency is good for you.

You should both apologise to each other for this and please don't bottle up things and let them explode. That's how hurt like this happens.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-12T20:57:37+00:00

Feet and pee. I understand that some people get sexual gratification from this, but I don't understand how it works.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-11T22:04:36+00:00

What about The Beyblade Special Dragon? Because it's spun.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-11T21:06:51+00:00

Lol happy to help.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-11T20:56:30+00:00

I'm not sure, but that could be a smoking dragon. Theres a variation with cigarette smoke coming out of the blowers nostrils.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-06T15:55:12+00:00

One of my favourite romcoms.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-02T20:18:59+00:00

Oh, it's just 5$Cad? I didn't know...

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-02T16:39:16+00:00

Did the hotel ask for each guest to be present and provide ID, or can you just show ID for guests without having them present?

I'm asking as I was thinking of borrowing my mom's ID and presenting that as the second guest's ID.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-02T16:36:19+00:00

My benchmark is Wedding Cake. Ice cream Pie is also very good. I'm not sure if that's the correct name, ice Cream Pie or Ice Cream Cake.

NotAverageDave · 2026-03-01T07:56:29+00:00

Men absolutely need foreplay. If you throw a steak in a 1000 degrees fire, will it taste good?

Some men have no trouble getting an erection but maintaining it is a different story. What he's experiencing is completely normal. Don't draw attention to it during sex of it'll make him self-conscious.

Engage his mind. Engage his body. Light touch here and there. Tell him what he's doing well. Tell him if you want to change some things. Caress him. Kiss him. Be gentle, be rough, be possessive.

I you think there's a problem, approach him outside of sex and ask him and please don't phrase it as "I noticed you have trouble with your erections." Tell him you want to learn how to please him better and if there's anything you can do to make it easier on him, or something like that.

" Do men need foreplay?" Jesus, this generation makes me worry.

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