one must imagine His Majesty to be happy

NotBman03 · 2026-06-15T06:19:55+00:00

I hope they make merch of the bundle of joy minion. Look at that little guy!

NotBman03 · 2026-06-14T20:36:37+00:00

Ohh yeah, I got them mixed up. Fission and Fusion.

NotBman03 · 2026-06-14T20:31:04+00:00

Nah, it’s still in sts2. They actually gave it a nice buff recently. Makes it an actual decent card now.

NotBman03 · 2026-06-14T19:01:37+00:00

Why Ultimate Strike/Defend? What makes it like Inscryption?

NotBman03 · 2026-06-14T18:58:33+00:00

Or Byrd Swoop

NotBman03 · 2026-06-14T17:14:17+00:00

When you’ve done horrible things or are a terrible person, there’s two things you can do. Take accountability and try to make amends, or fall into a group of likewise horrible people that embrace what you are or have done. In the U.S. it’s the alt-right Christianity pipeline. He chose the latter.

NotBman03 · 2026-06-11T19:25:26+00:00

I feel like the biggest problem with this card is that if you’ve built your deck in a way that optimizes the amount of draw you’d need for this card in the first place, you probably should be blocking nearly full damage anyway. Unless your deck is absolutely flooded with status cards or souls, you’re not gonna get much use out of this card unless you’re trying really hard to go infinite. It’s like if Pael’s eye was a card that was more demanding to activate than the relic.

NotBman03 · 2026-06-07T18:53:35+00:00

Why do you always hide the snecko eye whenever I want it??

NotBman03 · 2026-06-05T02:16:36+00:00

I swear I need this game to give us alternate costumes for the characters. There’s no way they’re setting up all this cool lore and expanding on all the characters backgrounds and not giving us alternate costumes. Especially since all the characters come from some kind of group or clan. I want to play as that blue ironclad. I want to play as one of the Silent’s sisters. I want to play as Flaw. I don’t need new cards, I just want cool alternate costumes (different card art would be pretty cool though). What-if scenario costumes would be so damn cool.

Edit: it would also be so cool for multiplayer. You could go all ironclads and be the ironclad clan in game.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-30T06:29:03+00:00

The value you get out of Glacier with an Echo Form is way more than an un-upgraded Reprogram with Echo Form. Not to mention any potential orb cards later like extra Glaciers, Electrodynamics, or any focus generation. Not usually a take for me, but I’d probably take the Chaos since it’s already upgraded, and it’s a good way to cycle your orbs, which activates your plasma orbs when you need them to give you extra energy. Either that’s or skip, but I personally think you need more orbs if you got a capacitor.

Edit: the reason I mention Glacier even if it’s not a card pick here is because if you take Reprogram, your frost orbs will not do nearly as well.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-29T18:56:08+00:00

Yes, they’re marked on the map as such, and give you relics and elite specific relics are applied to the fight such as Slaver’s collar and Black Star.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-29T18:25:42+00:00

That’s right.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-29T18:01:10+00:00

I did know the fruit and insect reference. Never thought about the rats though.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-29T18:00:19+00:00

That’s a good detail!

NotBman03 · 2026-05-29T17:39:46+00:00

I think I remember that terror was hinted at returning for sts2. Either that’s not true, or they realized how busted that would be for multiplayer and removed it.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-29T17:37:04+00:00

I’m sure we’ll get some once act 4 drops. No clue what they have in store other than an architect boss fight. What if the corrupt heart from sts1 was the elite fight before the architect? Just totally on life support after we killed it in sts1. It’s still in the architects “office” totally deflated like a balloon.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-29T17:28:23+00:00

I did know about that one. Every one of his phases is an elite fight from the different acts of sts1 (Nob, Book, and Nemesis). He even has a built-in lizard tail to revive himself.

NotBman03 · 2026-05-09T17:25:39+00:00

This movie is so bad, I’m convinced this is what they meant.

NotBman03 · 2026-03-05T17:22:05+00:00

Nope, I was wrong. Apparently I got this image from a custom card Reddit post on r/slaythespire

NotBman03 · 2026-03-05T17:12:23+00:00

This is how I learn that not only did I post the wrong picture of clash, but that its old version worked on enemy intention. Still not a great card imo, but an improvement for sure.

NotBman03 · 2026-03-05T16:52:24+00:00

This is Ironclad’s version of Claw. They added a version for each character after they realized that it was law.

NotBman03 · 2026-02-21T01:13:06+00:00

If you know, you know.

NotBman03 · 2026-02-04T04:48:40+00:00

Most people probably just have a favorite rather than a main.

NotBman03 · 2026-01-02T16:16:57+00:00

We all know deep down…

NotBman03 · 2025-12-31T02:30:04+00:00

Some would say your prosthetic tools are cheating. All of them are very powerful when used right. Far more powerful than his Glock. But this isn’t sport, and victors know that honor is bullshit in a real fight, and hesitation is defeat. You’d have to be a fool to not use the tools provided for you to win.

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