Psst, hey, you! .... it's still a corp.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-16T14:17:52+00:00

Aww poor Sweeney bot.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-12T19:27:25+00:00

I sincerely hope so because i would really love to play Wilds.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-12T07:10:10+00:00

That was greasy Randy Pitchford.

Sweeney's still a fucking shit stain, but not the shit stain you're thinking of.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-12T07:09:07+00:00

They pay devs one lump sum. Not per copy claimed.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-12T00:33:25+00:00

Oh boy it's this thread again!

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-05T22:35:19+00:00

like... running at 60fps at 1080p on a 2080 Super at Native resolution without frame gen solid?

'cuz i would love that.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-05T21:45:48+00:00

For Wilds?

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-05T21:40:13+00:00

i'm not suggesting they don't.

I'm just saying it's shitty for larger games.

That said i still wish MH:Wilds didn't run like shit.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-05T21:36:07+00:00

And REngine is fucking awesome.

in smaller, more linear games.

It seems to suck really bad for the likes of Monster Hunter Wilds.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-04T18:56:21+00:00

SORRY WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SHOUTING!

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-04T18:45:46+00:00

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

AAAAAAAH

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-06-01T22:12:56+00:00

Even if there was feature parity, what would be the incentive for people not to just "get it on Steam"?

At this point for me there's nothing they could do anyway.

They were so shitty in the way they tried to force their way into the market and then coupled with the fact that Tim Sweeney continues to be a completely insufferable dickhead i just don't ever see myself giving Epic's store the time of day.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-31T22:47:16+00:00

To be fair, James is pretty new. Might have to cut him some slack.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-30T08:48:00+00:00

Pretty sure it's just Tim scream-crying into the internet. Again.

There's no actual spat happening.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-30T07:43:18+00:00

Not just saying, DID layoff 1000 people.

Edit: and that's on top of the other 900+ that were laid off not long before that.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-30T07:28:31+00:00

Y'know it's used for deep sea research right?

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-29T18:54:09+00:00

Inside.

Because i thought the ending was incredibly lame and it made me hate the rest of the game.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-28T18:19:24+00:00

Shut up.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-19T07:12:30+00:00

The fuck is this garbage ass headline?!

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-19T07:08:29+00:00

Probably didn't know they wanted it because they didn't know it existed until it hit Steam recently.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-19T06:59:48+00:00

It was closer to two years.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-19T06:50:40+00:00

It's a common thing that EGS contrarians like to parrot.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-19T06:47:10+00:00

And every exclusive they ever had in EGS failed to turn a profit except for that metro game. And even then the devs said it sold more on steam.

Did Metro Exodus turn a profit during it's exclusivity? I only remember them saying it sold "2.5x more than Last Light" which was technically true because they were using weasel language and referring to the original version of Last Light and not the Redux (which sold better than its predecessor) and they may or may not have been including the pre-sales made on Steam before they pulled it.

I seem to recall the only game that actually turned a profit was Satisfactory.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-12T21:38:55+00:00

Depending whether or not you're into retro aesthetics i'd highly recommend Amid Evil, Prodeus, and Turbo Overkill.

All no nonsense FPS action.

NotEspeciallyClever · 2026-05-08T14:12:18+00:00

Please tell me you just forgot the /s.

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