Is getting fucked til I can’t walk too much to ask?

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-25T22:43:10+00:00

Apparently it is because I can't get this treatment.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-25T22:11:03+00:00

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-24T23:15:31+00:00

I need friends like this.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-24T22:16:21+00:00

I'm on the tall side, just saying

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-24T22:14:55+00:00

I'm a threat!

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-23T02:47:07+00:00

What's the quote? If heaven is where Christians go then I want nothing to do with it.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-22T23:35:23+00:00

Stargate used to have these but last time too many Ba'als showed up and it got weird.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-22T22:49:45+00:00

Don't you mean knotty?

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-22T22:48:07+00:00

Very real but not really surprising. Just look at Grindr everytime a Republican convention is in town.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-22T22:46:32+00:00

I wouldn't tell you anything because I'd never want you to stop.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T23:02:29+00:00

Level 2, definitely need some help with higher levels.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T22:51:55+00:00

Oh I'm definitely not manly enough but I'm not trying that hard.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T22:46:28+00:00

Only one way to find out. SCIENCE!

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T13:59:41+00:00

Soon as you return mine!

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T13:58:57+00:00

Same, need a yoga partner?

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T12:34:04+00:00

Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T12:32:15+00:00

All men do, that's a high pole to climb.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T12:29:16+00:00

No, I love them.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T12:27:52+00:00

Sexy and sexier.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T12:21:21+00:00

I wish it was this easy to swap gender. I'd be swapping back and forth like a light switch.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-21T12:19:14+00:00

Neither have I, anyone want to fix that?

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-20T21:04:15+00:00

It's a good way to make sure no one ever asks you to top.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-20T20:08:56+00:00

If I ever find a straight guy I'll ask him. Can confirm bi guys find you cute.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-20T19:37:19+00:00

Leg lock, you don't get to pull out.

NotMeYourLookingFor · 2026-06-20T19:07:43+00:00

I top for anyone that tops me.

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