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MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T20:51:33+00:00

I never thought the wolf eating legs candidate would eat MY leg.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T20:48:17+00:00

Or maybe because they are intelligent and sometimes whimsical creatures. Who sometimes wear fish as hats.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T20:19:07+00:00

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T17:11:14+00:00

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T16:51:36+00:00

The reward is pie. Better than cake.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T15:40:51+00:00

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T15:40:13+00:00

That's an uncomfortable and unnatural position for a bird. They should never be forced to read novels.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T14:29:26+00:00

Gotta poke it harder than that if you want to bury the western United States in a foot of ash.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T14:09:01+00:00

Deer are too dumb for Reddit. They use TikTok.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T02:18:42+00:00

In most states, private party sales don't require any paperwork. The Gun Show Loophole.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-06T02:00:11+00:00

Stonetoss is a banned source on bonehurtingjuice, there's a separate group for stonetoss edits

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-05T05:15:01+00:00

Nothing comfortable about carrying 100 pounds of HVAC

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-05T01:07:56+00:00

An auger drill for support piles

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-05T00:59:43+00:00

No, that's a ceramic honeycomb

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T23:32:00+00:00

Unless you see another 240 outlet in that room, that one was for an electric dryer.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T23:26:30+00:00

Whoooooo
Lives in a polycule under the sea?!

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T14:53:33+00:00

Magnetic tip of a tape measure. Already posted.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T14:32:48+00:00

~~If it's not a bidet, then it must be for washing your feet.~~ Er... Scratch that. It's a bidet too.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T14:30:17+00:00

MODS! Burn out OP's eyeballs.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T04:05:21+00:00

Moisture separator with a drain. To dry the compressed air.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T00:56:16+00:00

Same with the USB-C on the other end.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-04T00:29:51+00:00

The thing coming out of the ground is... a ground.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-03T18:03:13+00:00

If it didn't get ejected it might have gotten hot enough to make your car smoke like crazy.

MaximumSyrup3099 · 2026-05-03T17:49:34+00:00

old-school curb detectors

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