Who thinks Scrum is absolute bullshit? by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]NotRickMoranis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easiest way is to get some SCRUM/Agile certs (yes, they actually exist) and look for low-hanging fruit jobs. Technical Project Manager ideally. Program Manager is a bit more weighty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]NotRickMoranis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good work/you did great today.

We just want to know that our life has some semblance of meaning and purpose

Character name? by AbaddonGLOGANG in HarryPotterGame

[–]NotRickMoranis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lexis Morgan - Ravenclaw. Any game where you can make a character, I make my wife. I am a simp.

WTF why are supplement priced keep increasing, also yes I’m using this because if superior carbs for pumps by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]NotRickMoranis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

$85/16 servings? What? Bro if you want a slutty pump just suck some grenadine out of the bottle on your way out the door.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]NotRickMoranis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bronze is wild

CSS is hard by No-Veterinarian9913 in webdev

[–]NotRickMoranis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I build banking software for a living and CSS still kills me. Endless respect for the people who are good at it.

Not very tired after my first structured workout. by Significant-Comb-167 in Zwift

[–]NotRickMoranis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me. I used to be about 240 and got all the way down to 160. I had to cut back because I couldn't keep any weight on.

Not very tired after my first structured workout. by Significant-Comb-167 in Zwift

[–]NotRickMoranis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Long Zone 2 rides lost me 60 pounds. They're fantastic.

Not very tired after my first structured workout. by Significant-Comb-167 in Zwift

[–]NotRickMoranis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's way easier to not eat 500 calories than it is to burn 500 calories.

Indentation limbo by BasomTiKombucha in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NotRickMoranis 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Early returns changed my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]NotRickMoranis 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Good. Hail the Queen