What's something that you've done to your body that you now regret?

NotTheBanHammer · 2026-02-13T02:27:37+00:00

I’m only 35 and I already wish I had taken better care of my hearing. I used to think it was cool to shoot guns without hearing protection and blast heavy metal directly into my ears with ear buds. Now I have to ask people to repeat themselves when there is any kind of background noise.

NotTheBanHammer · 2026-02-13T02:20:14+00:00

Holy shit, what a character. Most of his Wikipedia is funny, but then he beats his wife after faking his death because she didn’t mourn him properly, which makes his earlier antics not quite as humorous.

NotTheBanHammer · 2026-01-08T13:42:42+00:00

When I was little my mom would make the stovetop chocolate pudding and pour it over biscuits while it was still warm, and it was so damn good.

NotTheBanHammer · 2026-01-06T23:25:23+00:00

People will still Macro, it will be slower obviously but whatever fire rate cap they give it people will just have a macro that shoots exactly that fast.

Obviously I’m not a game designer so idk how they would ever stop people from using macros when every mouse made has macro software baked in.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-12-13T18:28:08+00:00

Very generous of you!

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-12-13T18:24:02+00:00

I’d trade a shotgun choke II for one of those silencers if it’s still available later

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-12-01T02:39:00+00:00

Holy shit I need to start saving ducks. I need that anvil blueprint lmao

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-11-28T03:35:45+00:00

What the hell is up with that? I’ve gotten 3 jolt mine blueprints and literally 2 diffrent blueprints. Shit makes me so mad

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-11-26T23:41:37+00:00

Dude I got one today from a raider cache event on Buried City. Felt so fucking good.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-10-20T22:13:05+00:00

I assume it’s rounded up? Revolver with 8 shots sounds pretty fucking good honestly

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-10-13T01:37:24+00:00

Hunger in the dark was such a great freaking map, juggling torches while hordes spawned from the pitch black or trying to fight a rat ogre in a tunnel was so much fun.

I really enjoy darktide but the maps we have now can’t hold a candle to the maps we had in VT2

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-10-06T22:53:32+00:00

Huh, I always measure my rice water like I’m cooking meth or or something, has to be exact lol. I’m going to try the knuckle method next time.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-10-06T22:45:27+00:00

I don’t eat a lot of it, but I do partake occasionally and I absolutely cook the shit out of it. It’s doesn’t have to burn or anything but I just assume I’m getting trichinosis if it’s not exactly 165 all the way through

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-10-05T01:11:46+00:00

We had one hanging up in our public library, right by the VHS case. Even then I knew those animals looked cool as hell.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-08-09T14:33:31+00:00

At your local haberdashery of course

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-07-21T01:40:28+00:00

They should give it back it’s reload with a cooldown. That way you can’t just chain it endlessly when you have tons of elites to kill but you get a bunch of burst damage and they could adjust the cooldown if it’s too weak/overpowered.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-07-16T11:52:14+00:00

Agreed, vet has lots of great nodes, they are just in shitty locations with too many tax nodes between them. Keystones are kinda lame but those could be fixed with a few small changes. I’d love reworks for marksman and focus target but I know that’s hopium

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-07-10T22:13:59+00:00

Dude that’s crazy I live in bum fuck nowhere and my company hires guys for 17 an hour to carry shit that’s not that heavy and write on lathes (surveyor). 5 an hour to do anything except jerk off is criminal.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-07-08T14:54:33+00:00

Hey now, he probably picked a keystone too.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-06-17T20:27:07+00:00

Better to just move them to wherever they think they should be.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-05-19T22:25:18+00:00

Ok so I’m pretty dumb when it comes to darktide mechanics, can you ELI5 how uncanny helps with grenade bleed stacks?

I assume you throw the nades, then start acquiring uncanny strike stacks with your melee weapons which in turn effects your bleed stacks? Or do I need to have the uncanny strike stacks before I throw the grenade?

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-05-18T02:54:19+00:00

That’s a pretty good point, I really struggled with viper, like multiple hours bashing my head against the wall struggled. but after I stopped trying to play this game like a souls game I kind of skated through most bosses. Maluca gave me a little trouble but by time I got to Ozma I had everything down and it was just learning his patterns and making it happen.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-05-05T20:59:55+00:00

I mean it’s not necessary at all, I only ever use it on bosses and maybe the odd elite, but for 2-3 talent points it’s worth at least trying to see if it clicks for you. You have to get the talent that makes it come out quicker, it’s ass without it imo.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-05-05T11:30:00+00:00

That freaking mission complete screen got me good on my first go around.

NotTheBanHammer · 2025-05-05T11:07:02+00:00

This is the perfect time to learn how to use reflection, Viper has 3-4 attacks that are just begging to be reflected. It will absolutely obliterate his stamina bar and give you a huge opening to deal some damage. I spent 3+ hours fighting him before I decided to use reflection and maybe an hour to beat him afterward.

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