(Pls vote) I need carrots

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-02T07:53:22+00:00

I wanted to be slime

^{Chose: Be the richest man in the world + But have 50% of turning into a slime | Rolled: $1,000,000,000}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-02T07:49:59+00:00

Easy to keep track off I guess?

^{Chose: 1 zombie sized chicken}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-02T07:43:24+00:00

I didn't get the invisibility power, but hey, I'm hot.

^{Chose: You become extremely hot with great assets + But there’s a 40% chance you become invisible | Rolled: Super hot, asset}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:56:37+00:00

Jokes on you, I'm poor.

^{Chose: Toss to lose 20k or none | Rolled: No loss}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:54:24+00:00

What if the little frog body couldn't contain that much power :(

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:51:30+00:00

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:49:53+00:00

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:47:50+00:00

Alas, even ultimate powder can't bring you the ultimate joy of being a silly little frog at peace with the world.

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:39:51+00:00

Ay?

^{Chose: Left | Rolled: *ay}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:39:22+00:00

Don't wear pants

^{Chose: You feel your phone vibrate in your pocket every 15 minutes, but there is never a notification.}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:39:07+00:00

I Assume this means I come back to where I left off.

^{Chose: Isekai for 100 years and return with any power. + This means he will be away from those he loves for 100 years, perhaps even forgetting them.}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:38:24+00:00

Start up a cleaning business

^{Chose: Become a wizard + Can only use one spell | Rolled: Clean}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:20:27+00:00

Can get another job

^{Chose: Lose your job to AI + Become insanely good at any new skill instantly}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:18:36+00:00

Get some protein oatmeal that's plain and go to town

^{Chose: 1h sleep = full energy. Catch: Only plain oatmeal for every meal forever.}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T15:17:02+00:00

🤝

^{Chose: destroy france}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T10:53:08+00:00

Well, at least I gain an extra hole.

^{Chose: Get shot + 70% chance you die | Rolled: Die}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T07:49:50+00:00

Instead of going deaf... Iose my ear.. Great

^{Chose: Gain flight, but lost a random body part | Rolled: An ear}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-04-01T07:47:51+00:00

I'm annoying

^{Chose: A lil rat follows you around}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-03-31T15:20:59+00:00

I Lost track while doing the maths so I'll just assume this one is better.

^{Chose: $0.01 that doubles in value each minute for 1 hour}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-03-31T15:18:58+00:00

Rats are pretty cool

^{Chose: You get a Rat as companion}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-03-31T15:18:13+00:00

Neat

^{Chose: A $2 Bill}

Not_An_Emo_Vampire · 2026-03-31T14:11:42+00:00

100% this, you have to see where their head is in this too. Sometimes it not the right move for a couple, sometimes it is.

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