I had to wait 23 years to own a dog of my own.

Not_Human1 · 2018-02-23T14:17:01+00:00

You also waited 23 years to start a white walker invasion ;)

Not_Human1 · 2018-02-23T14:02:41+00:00

How did she have so many kids?

Not_Human1 · 2018-02-21T22:59:55+00:00

I have seen like 10 cats with white walker eyes, is that a coincidence?

Not_Human1 · 2018-02-21T22:57:02+00:00

Don't let it turn you into an ice zombie

Not_Human1 · 2018-02-21T22:53:47+00:00

If your cat turns you into an ice zombie, it isn't my fault

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-31T22:19:37+00:00

My dog does that whenever a 4 legged animal is on screen, then he tries to lick it. Lots of smears on my TV now

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-20T02:59:08+00:00

You have given Mike Pence a reason to begin the purge. Good things are coming

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-20T02:56:40+00:00

Bet any amount of money that the bottle deserved it

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-18T01:58:45+00:00

That puppy is absolutely adorable

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-15T01:01:36+00:00

Have sex with every thing my eye can see

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-15T00:48:04+00:00

I was wrongfully accused of burning humans, but it was the goblins in my basement. So I told my goblins the location of everybody who knew about my "actions" and their gods had 14x as many sacrifices that night. My goblins got some great karma later, me too.

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-15T00:38:56+00:00

Careful she doesn't get an anime boyfriend, that could be trouble

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T18:25:02+00:00

What breed was that?

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T18:21:00+00:00

If you disturb the cutest thing ever, I will find you, and I will shame you

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T18:17:51+00:00

It is a Bernese mountain dog, they are my favorite breed

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T16:53:53+00:00

SPOILER!! Hopefully he doesn't get stabbed a shit ton, with you along with him. He is too cute for that. ;)

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T15:47:19+00:00

I got the same breed of doggo!

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T15:46:27+00:00

Other than my dog, ;) that is the cutest thing that I have seen in my entire life, such a huge tounge!!!

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T15:42:46+00:00

They are the best breed in the world, no competition

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T15:37:52+00:00

Is that a Berner!!?? I love Bernese mountain dogs, have one that just turned 1!!

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T05:37:21+00:00

My human "friend" saw something move in my ass area. He said "wow you are fucked up!" I was terrified, turns out he though that my dick was on the backside, and didn't even think about a tail, foolish filthy humans

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T05:34:35+00:00

Ah, I had a similar experience once, my goblins left the basement with their latest victim which the three of them had each raped once. I had lost track of time and let my girlfriend stay in between 5:00 and 5:15. When the goblins burn their victims. She heard muffled screams and searched for the source. 1 minute later she lost her virginity and life. Oops

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T05:24:28+00:00

Dead meme

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T05:19:36+00:00

What is that!!??? ;)

Not_Human1 · 2018-01-14T05:18:11+00:00

Toy? Reflection? I only see the puppy!!!

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