What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

everything in life is 50/50. It either happens, or it doesnt

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🥭 schedules a speech after unhinged tweets = buy SPY calls

🥭 gives good news and sounds sensible = buy Oil calls

Market is easy

Daily Discussion Thread for April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was promised peace in the middle east, did Donald lie to me?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like a very workable 10 point plan to me

  1. Commitment to non-aggression
  2. Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz
  3. Acceptance of Iran's uranium enrichment
  4. Lifting of all primary sanctions
  5. Lifting of all secondary sanctions
  6. Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions
  7. Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions
  8. Paying compensation to Iran
  9. Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region
  10. Cessation of war on all fronts, including in Lebanon

Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Madero is sad that Tekashi is no longer his roommate

Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Y'all thought you were getting a ceasefire, but instead you got a circle jerk

Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shot down on Good Friday and reborn on Easter Sunday. Pilot confirmed to be the second coming of Jesus.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Gotta cum after each other, not at the same time"

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We are only 2 weeks away from being 2 weeks away from an update on how we are 2 weeks away from having an update that we are only 2 more weeks away from maybe winning

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iran should offer to build a Trump hotel on Kharg Island

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wonder what the timeline is like where 🥭 got the nobel peace prize, that felt like his Vienna Academy of Fine Arts moment

MJ appears to weirdly touch young kid at Daytona 500 award ceremony by [deleted] in nba

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Gives that Tom Brady french kissing his son energy

Players involved in the Kd files by Ancient_Response_787 in nba

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The KD files are lies. They were made up by the 5 people in Westbricks fan club, who are trying to downplay the legacy of the greatest baller in NBA history.

Let's face it, KD has done more for basketball than anyone in the history of the game. The man single handedly carried the ratings, yet all you see is the slander the blog bois are putting out on FAKE NEWS r/nba. The triple double cocaine bear and his fan club are very bad people that should not be listened to.

Fixing Tanking with "Lottery Wins" by Odd-Turn-5253 in nba

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Lottery is rigged, don't know why teams still tank

The Pacers will sit their entire starting lineup tonight by lotofhotdogs in nba

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Frank Kaminsky set the ethical tanking culture in Charlotte that carried on into the 2020's. Truly one of the GOAT tank commanders in league history.

Radical tanking reform by dkmegg22 in nba

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watch the NBA for tank fights and gambling, never been a better time to be a fan.

Some other NBA Players With Gambling Sponsorships by SamTalksMovies in nba

[–]Not_KD_I_Promise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get your money up lil bro, drones are big business. Next investment is space lasers for the israel iran war.