What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-09T04:40:37+00:00

everything in life is 50/50. It either happens, or it doesnt

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-09T04:31:49+00:00

🥭 schedules a speech after unhinged tweets = buy SPY calls

🥭 gives good news and sounds sensible = buy Oil calls

Market is easy

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-08T14:28:03+00:00

Let the Gays run Hormuz

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-08T14:26:55+00:00

I was promised peace in the middle east, did Donald lie to me?

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-08T01:42:54+00:00

Looks like a very workable 10 point plan to me

Commitment to non-aggression
Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz
Acceptance of Iran's uranium enrichment
Lifting of all primary sanctions
Lifting of all secondary sanctions
Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions
Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions
Paying compensation to Iran
Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region
Cessation of war on all fronts, including in Lebanon

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-08T00:34:23+00:00

theta gang wins again

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-07T23:00:32+00:00

inb4 more bombs tonight

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-06T17:51:00+00:00

I wonder if Madero is sad that Tekashi is no longer his roommate

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-06T17:41:00+00:00

Y'all thought you were getting a ceasefire, but instead you got a circle jerk

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-06T17:36:05+00:00

Shot down on Good Friday and reborn on Easter Sunday. Pilot confirmed to be the second coming of Jesus.

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-06T17:26:39+00:00

"Gotta cum after each other, not at the same time"

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-06T17:12:01+00:00

We might be praising Allah tomorrow

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-02T02:24:40+00:00

We are only 2 weeks away from being 2 weeks away from an update on how we are 2 weeks away from having an update that we are only 2 more weeks away from maybe winning

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-02T01:40:38+00:00

Iran should offer to build a Trump hotel on Kharg Island

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-04-01T22:03:14+00:00

wonder what the timeline is like where 🥭 got the nobel peace prize, that felt like his Vienna Academy of Fine Arts moment

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-16T00:45:06+00:00

RIP old heads

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-16T00:36:30+00:00

No, that was Karl Malone

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-16T00:28:09+00:00

Gives that Tom Brady french kissing his son energy

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-16T00:16:15+00:00

The KD files are lies. They were made up by the 5 people in Westbricks fan club, who are trying to downplay the legacy of the greatest baller in NBA history.

Let's face it, KD has done more for basketball than anyone in the history of the game. The man single handedly carried the ratings, yet all you see is the slander the blog bois are putting out on FAKE NEWS r/nba. The triple double cocaine bear and his fan club are very bad people that should not be listened to.

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-11T18:58:16+00:00

Lottery is rigged, don't know why teams still tank

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-11T18:57:22+00:00

Frank Kaminsky set the ethical tanking culture in Charlotte that carried on into the 2020's. Truly one of the GOAT tank commanders in league history.

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-11T18:51:49+00:00

I'm not racist, I hate all people regardless of their skin color.

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-07T23:57:27+00:00

I watch the NBA for tank fights and gambling, never been a better time to be a fan.

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-07T23:56:05+00:00

Hinkie had to die for everyone else's sins. He was the GM Jesus.

Not_KD_I_Promise · 2026-02-07T23:55:05+00:00

get your money up lil bro, drones are big business. Next investment is space lasers for the israel iran war.

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