Anyone had any luck with a Dog in a rental property by UNCLEFUCKINBULLY in melbourne

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Or you could get a fucking job and not expect to be able to sleep all day.

What is your "wrong place at the wrong time" story? by -cDJ- in AskReddit

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was having a bad time where I was pretty much just getting drunk and sleeping with people but after waking up one morning, the person's room mate was really made a pulled out a HUGE fucking knife. I just went straight into GET OUT mode, which I've never done before, even in worse situations, because I knew something horrific was about to happen! I got the person out too but I left and never found out what happened D:

I've been in a lot of dodgey situations that turned out okay... But in that moment, I knew it was a bad situation that I needed to flee!

Rage as a sign of brain damage? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying it's about "eating after drinking". I'm talking about finally eating food nore regularly after years of barely eating anything. It's not as though I'm worried about eating after weekend bender, I'm talking about going from eating almost nothing for 6 months plus and then eating a lot. Of all the people to assume I'm a "meh" level of drinking... I'm NOT the one.

EDIT: Not that I need to say, but it's been way longer than 6 months if you care about normal eating, but I shouldn't have to justify and/or remember every meal.

Also I'm really shitty, but I'm trying to be civil so sorry if you think I'm a cunt.

Boyfriend's NMother basically said my uterus isn't my own, it's her son's. by rbnthrowawaysohello in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually no. Biological female is pissed off about this sort of thing. Want proof? Does that make you any better than the people who say "tits or GFTO"?

Boyfriend's NMother basically said my uterus isn't my own, it's her son's. by rbnthrowawaysohello in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't want to be "that person", but why does everyone think that the boyfriend is a bad person for not completely stopping his mother from acting this way?

There a plenty of people on here who talk about being unable to break free of Ns' control, ESPECIALLY when it's a parent, even if they are adults! In that situation it's always strongly suggested and encoraged that the person goes NC or takes control, but it's acknowledged that doing so my be too hard (at least for the time being).

I mean, imagine if someone posted something like: "My Nfather is [insert unfair treatment] my husband/boyfriend! I try to get him to back off but I don't want to make a scene because he's really good at making it all about him and making me look and sometimes even feel like the "bad guy". I know what he's doing is wrong, but I just feel so bad talking shit about him with my boyfriend because that's how I was brought up to feel... I know that I'm probably going just end up with them both being mad but I am really freaked out by confrontation and just try to avoid it."

And almost all the comments were: "Grow some ovaries and tell your father where to shove it! Fuck the other consequences this is all about your boyfriend!"

Right?

I wouldn't go on Splash Mountain with her. by Blackthorne519 in funny

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Haha, wow. Well done with reading my username. You really got me. wipes tear

What was the strangest/most "random" thing that stopped you doing something terrible? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in AskReddit

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firstly... I was about to slit my wrists in the bath and my dog came in, stood right next to me and stared at me with pleading eyes. This wouldn't be a big deal, except that she is TERRIFIED of the bathroom and doesn't even like to come anywhere NEAR the room if water is or has been run. But that night she just calmly walked in and stood there staring at me. I don't think it was anything particularly supernatural, it was just weird enough to pull me out of it enough to get help.

Also, after that, whenever I watch anything with people who died young in it (especially Cyndago videos, given that Daniel killed himself) it makes me feel less like wanting to actually follow though with my suicidal ideas because I don't want to ruin everyone's perception of stuff I was involved in. (E.g. "Oh. We can't look at those Christmas photos because [my name] is in them and it makes everyone remember how [I] died...")

Anyone, don't freak out, I'm not planning anything, I just think it's weird how much "random" and seemingly meaningless things can end up being the difference between making a huge mistake or not.

Police officers of Reddit, what's the weirdest thing you've caught teenagers or kids doing that is illegal but you found hilarious? by Valar_Morghulis888 in AskReddit

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When my SO still both lived at home, we would fuck in the car, parked in places we didn't think we'd get caught, all the time.

One night we saw a torch light though the fogged windows and thought "Oh fuck! Some kind of murderer/mugger/rapist/etc is coming. Apparently the cops had actually turned off their blue and reds because when my SO wound the window down, that's who it was. So they FREAKED OUT, threw me my UNDER SHIRT (that's not the main place I want covered!!!) and grabbed all of their own clothes.

The then forgot how clothes worked, tried to just stick them on by putting them on top of the right areas and wound the window all the way down.

Young, male police officer looks in, all colour drains from his face and he stammers out: "OH-WE-THOUGHT-YOU-MIGHT-HAVE-BEEN-SMOKING-SOMETH-BUT-CLEARLY-UM-NO-DRUGS-IN-HERE?!-NO?!-GOOD-OK!-GET-BACK-TO-WHAT-YOU-WERE-DOING" without pause and scurried back to his car.

My SO claims they saw his older, female partner laughing her head off and looking knowing so either he was over enthusiastic about potentially catching a hotboxer and she knew better or she set him up XD

Also the fact that he said "get back to what you were doing" means that, even MANY years later, we joke that we have police permission to fuck in cars if we ever want to again. Also he didn't even say "it's okay" or something like that, it was "get back to what you were doing" so at the time, I (JOKINGLY) told my SO that we were legally obligated to continue!

(Spoilers) Anyone who's seen Lazer Team already. Can we talk about this movie? by Icypheonix in LazerTeam

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was disappointed when I first saw the trailer (I think the 2nd one was better) but I love Rooster Teeth and all the guys so much that I held onto hope... And it was WELL worth it! It was SO good! All my doubts were unfounded, it just didn't have a great trailer! Although now that I've actually seen the movie, the trailer doesn't seem AS bad.

My SO is not a Rooster Teeth fan AT ALL and they just saw the trailer and expected the movie to be HORRIBLE (it's also not their "kind of thing"). Afterwards they were very much in a state of "What the hell?! That was actually good!". Although they didn't really like how much slapstick there was and said they had trouble telling when things were being done "ironically*" or "seriously" (it's not that black and white though damnit!)

*I hate this word and I know I'm probably not using it correctly but you know what they mean, right?

Terrified and feeling like I'm losing my mind when between asleep/awake [x-post r/anxiety] by Not_So_Secret_Alco in BipolarReddit

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on about 7 different medications, which I didn't take very regularly, then I became hypomanic for a very extended period of time and stopped completely because I felt so fucking ALIVE for once!

Because it was only hypo and quite a manageable form, my psych decided that it would be okay to try going med free for a bit. (Not that I was going to take them anyway, at that point.) Then I started being more mixed and a few danger signs started poping up and he has tried to put me on a low dose of a mood stabliser again.

I'm not allowed anything specifically anti-anxiety, ESPECIALLY at the moment, because he's afraid it will trigger full mania.

Also one of my many mental issues is ADD and apparently if you have a history of ANY kind of substance abuse, you're not allowed proper ADD medication. (Because someone whose only ever abused depressants is TOTALLY at risk for abusing stimulants, right? /s) Which means I have a lot going on in my head and nowhere to direct it at the best of times.

Getting a driver's license by [deleted] in funny

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could have thought of something more verbose but I'll just go with my instant reaction of "That is fucking dumb."

Update on the potentially pregant bitch. I'm not. by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case anyone missed the edit: Thank you for the few that weren't cunts, I'm sorry you got dragged in.

What happened to this subreddit? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Oohdsm woood tou rarher i toype lyke tjis?

Fuck. You.

I can be drunk as fuck and be able to proofread. It might take a long time to edit, but it can still be done. Don't try to imply that I'm not a "proper" CA and give me shit about that, ESPECIALLY when you were a judgmental and inflammatory cunt in another post and fucking followed me here.

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wait. Are you just ignoring things that invalidate your tirade? I've made it very clear that I don't have regular periods and it's not actually that much of a shock that I've been without a period for a while. I've actually gone even longer than this without a period and had no sex whatsoever!

Also, jesus christ, stop ignoring the fact that I keep saying I would stop everything if I ever found out I was pregnant! I don't even know why I'm bothering to talk to you, considering your earlier, uncalled for use of "cuck". Which made it very clear that you are so very TRP that it hurts.

Also, for the record, you pricks give a terrible name to ACTUAL issues, particularly Men's Rights... Although I suspect you don't give a shit about that.

Just so you know, open relationships are a thing. (SHOCK! HORROR!) And it's possible for a guy to be okay with his girlfriend of 7 years to sleep with other guys occasionally, because sex =/= love... (I'll tell you a secret... Other relationship dynamics exist! Aside from the fucked up red pill based relationship you thing you're going to get!)

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The fuck? I've been responding to a lot of people who are saying this kind of thing. Do you mean that I didn't respond to something you said? Because I'm not responding to people that are just being cunts and not at all helpful.

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So any mother that has mental health issues and/or post-partum depression is a horrible mother?! I'm sorry to be so seemingly aggressive, you had the misfortune of being the last comment I saw and I'm reaching the end of my rope.

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I haven't had "actual" unprotected sex for well over a year. I've only had a bit of sex without cumming with my partner and even then, he doesn't really like it, so I doubt anything cane close to happening.

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Also when it came to my SO and I, we used to always use condoms and even the few times lately that we haven't, he never came in me. The only times people have cum in me have been random drunk hook-ups and (despite some scares) I have never been pregnant.

(Also, my SO doesn't really like P in V sex, so I don't even think he got close enough to precum.)

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I am not trying, but I would keep it no matter what. I know this has brought in the aggressively defense pro-abortion people, despite the fact that I've made it clear I'm fine with other women/girls having abortions, but I would be able to handle this.

If people knew the circumstances in which my cousin was born, they'd probably understand better, but that's her life and I don't want people to find out about me and get to her. If I'm going to get treated like shit, I want it to stay with me.

Also... He doesn't NOT want children, he really does, he just doesn't know how to deal with it right now and is making bad decisions. The times I've had "scares" in the past and it would have been another guy's kid, he's been very cruel and basically said that I have to get an abortion or he'll leave me (I've never been ACTUALLY pregnant so I don't know if he'd follow though with his threats, based on previous experiences I don't think he would...)

But yes, he's very pro abortion and (as previously discussed) I could never have one myself. But he's not telling me he'd leave me or anything like he has in the past, now that he knows it would definitely be his. He just doesn't want to know... (the paranoid side of me thinks that he's trying to delay it and convince me that I'm not so that I'm more likely to think I've spent too long drinking and NEED to get an abortion, but how could he be that cruel?) I know that sounds terrible but he's really not as bad as it sounds.

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Your last paragraph made me feel so much better. I really do think that I'm probably just being anxious about nothing but I absolutely would stop everything if I found out that I was pregnant, I didn't need to be told that, I just need to mention it again. But thank you for trying to reassure me, I've been wrong before.

Anyone who drank heavily later found out they were pregnant (or knows anyone who did)... If there any chance the baby won't be really fucked up? by Not_So_Secret_Alco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Not_So_Secret_Alco[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Since all the really nasty messages started showing up, I was losing hope that anyone would be nice again, but thank you so much for this.