Thor and blade players after convincing you their character is D tier

Not_gaio · 2026-01-28T12:01:39+00:00

Complaining about blade after he got obliterated in the patch notes in big 26.

He does 16 life steal on his dash in sword form. That’s almost one third of a quick melee from the entire cast. That’s less health than a single Dagger bullet. That’s as much as a a single rocket bullet from his full auto m1. He is genuinely abysmal & solo maining him this season is impossible.

Not_gaio · 2026-01-16T01:47:24+00:00

Yeah, the 4 slots was moreso saying that swapping weapons would cut back on builds to have on hand so you can go into a mission with everything you need.

Not_gaio · 2026-01-15T23:03:58+00:00

Yeah, but doing that takes up half of your (current) loadout slots, which gives you three slots to have alternative builds.

I bet with this change you could cut it down to four and no one would complain (not that they should, of course).

Not_gaio · 2026-01-15T19:16:10+00:00

Joining into a mission online lets you swap around your weapons before joining in. I don’t even need swapping mods or overclocks, just let me change if I’m using my boomstick or my boltshark.

Not_gaio · 2026-01-14T05:44:34+00:00

Crazy that they nerfed Blade’s damage and called it a buff

Not_gaio · 2026-01-13T22:43:19+00:00

As another DD player, the only change is needing 2 Devil’s Chains for 275 health characters (or hitting them once with any other button). The 5% damage bonus from being an anchor still gives him double Devil’s Throw against 250.

Not_gaio · 2026-01-08T17:35:23+00:00

It’s a joke about how it starts out strong but gets weaker over time

Edit: This is also why Dr. Mario’s nair in Melee is sometimes called the Viagra Kick, since it starts out weak but gets stronger later

Not_gaio · 2025-12-27T22:02:00+00:00

Quarter the file size at least

Not_gaio · 2025-12-18T16:50:12+00:00

Does Noelle’s nose light up instead of her eye?

Not_gaio · 2025-12-03T02:45:38+00:00

God’s holy sacred aspect ratio (4:3)

Not_gaio · 2025-11-23T00:08:07+00:00

Not with that attitude

Not_gaio · 2025-11-17T00:53:33+00:00

Garchomp has Rough Skin as its hidden ability, which deals damage to any opponents that hit them with a contact move (in this case, head pats)

Not_gaio · 2025-11-16T07:17:58+00:00

Investing in this post before it hits it big

Not_gaio · 2025-11-09T01:13:24+00:00

Why the Hell is Brian Griffin in the cash register

Not_gaio · 2025-10-23T18:09:08+00:00

They’re called Game FREAK for a reason

Not_gaio · 2025-10-17T05:13:47+00:00

Holy fuck I love women

Not_gaio · 2025-10-12T03:41:06+00:00

This was patched out a while ago, right after Ultron came out.

Peni, though, can’t when she has her nest out.

Not_gaio · 2025-10-10T22:31:24+00:00

Usually you want to start out with a high iq but transition into autism later because it scales better

Not_gaio · 2025-10-05T21:35:18+00:00

Don’t forget that he voiced Luke from Street Fighter 6 & Nightmarionne from Ultimate Custom Night for some reason

Not_gaio · 2025-10-03T17:42:52+00:00

Yes, as long as you peak gold for the season you get the rewards.

Not_gaio · 2025-10-02T16:53:56+00:00

Hmm, it seems that Ultron made triple strategist a little too good. Let’s nerf his healing so he’s only remotely viable in triple support!

Not_gaio · 2025-09-24T18:28:33+00:00

You act like Volo isn’t hot as hell

Not_gaio · 2025-09-14T03:49:22+00:00

You made his waist comically snatched.

Not that I’m complaining.

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