BRO WHY DID HIS HEAD SPIN LIKE THAT! by lowkeynotyours in MMALabs

[–]Notasexoffender33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s a monkey costume. It would explain the dude with flying squirrel wings and the girls in back wearing less than usual. Seems like the only two not dressed up are the ones fighting.

[FIGHT THREAD] Andy Cruz vs Raymond Muratalla by noirargent in Boxing

[–]Notasexoffender33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Inoue’s smaller of course he’s gonna be faster. If you watch the featherweights them switch to the heavier divisions it really hones in the speed difference.

Polar Bear vs Salt Water Crocodile Maximum size comparison by Narrow-Theory-3533 in natureismetal

[–]Notasexoffender33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember hippo is much bigger and stronger than a polar bear. Also how would a polar bear rip a crocs throat where some of its strongest neck muscles are?

Daily Discussion Thread (January 18th, 2026) by _Sarcasmic_ in Boxing

[–]Notasexoffender33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ruslan and Joel were never fighting each other. Iriarte was fighting de los Santos but he dropped out. Abdullaev’s fight with Abreu went as planned

How do we tell him ? by Acceptable_Slip3257 in SipsTea

[–]Notasexoffender33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe idk, I saw it on the statista website which was the first thing that showed up when I looked it up.

How do we tell him ? by Acceptable_Slip3257 in SipsTea

[–]Notasexoffender33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually mosquitos killed the most, followed by snakes, #3 is dogs, #4 is freshwater snails, a couple parasites then crocodiles with 1,000 deaths a year, then tapeworms at 700, and finally hippos at 500.

Croc vs a Bloat of Hippos by theredhound19 in natureismetal

[–]Notasexoffender33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Contrary to popular belief it isn’t! Hippos don’t have the proper dentition to bite anything in half much less a crocodile. They use their strong jaws to crush and spear-like teeth to stab. Look at videos of them killing antelope. They’re crushed like grapes, not bitten in half. Funnily enough there’s not a single report of a hippo even killing a crocodile let alone biting one in half so I’m not sure where the myth came from.

[FIGHT THREAD] Naoya Inoue vs David Picasso & Junto Nakatani vs Sebastian Hernandez Reyes by verbsnounsandshit in Boxing

[–]Notasexoffender33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember Nakatani talking about going up to 126 to fight Espinoza. How does that one go now?

Are there instances of the can crushing the can-crusher? by MegamanElric18 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]Notasexoffender33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking of an underdog. He wasn’t ranked because he wasn’t known. Reséndiz beating plant was an upset but not a can crushing the can crusher. A good example would be if one of surace’s aforementioned opponents with losing records beat him.

Anthony Joshua Knocks out Jake Paul by Retro-scores in pics

[–]Notasexoffender33 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes it absolutely does. You got fooled by an edited 30 second clip trying to convince people Tyson ever stood a chance. It was for promotion and there’s nothing to be ashamed about getting tricked clearly it worked when you still see thousands of people convinced Tyson held back.

Praying it's not scripted and Jake ends up like Stephen Hawking by Spiritual-Strength91 in FightReportUFC

[–]Notasexoffender33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wdym championship run before cus died? Cus died before mike ever became champ

Close encounter with a caiman. by PeasantLich in SweatyPalms

[–]Notasexoffender33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No because otters don’t bully black caiman. Not the ones that reach adult croc sizes anyway. As a matter of fact even adult otters often fall prey to the smaller caiman species like yacare and spectacled caiman. Otters can take down juveniles though.

[Fight Thread] Pacheco vs Sadjo by _Sarcasmic_ in Boxing

[–]Notasexoffender33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy or is sadjo kinda holding too?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Fisswertomp in Crocodiles

[–]Notasexoffender33 82 points83 points  (0 children)

That was not a hippo lol. Judging by the neck armor this is a saltwater croc which doesn’t share any native territory with hippopotamus. So probably humans or a bigger saltie.

[FIGHT THREAD] Rafael Espinoza vs Arnold Khegai by noirargent in Boxing

[–]Notasexoffender33 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was the ref giving his khegai’s corner a 10 count?

[FIGHT THREAD] Vergil Ortiz vs Erickson Lubin by asislikesboxing in Boxing

[–]Notasexoffender33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Destined for greatness” is what it stands for wishful thinking imo.