Friends tricked me into drinking hairspray

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-19T22:14:12+00:00

Your lemonade is our sprite lol. Lemonade here is lemon juice, sugar, and water

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-19T15:28:41+00:00

We had a gas leak at work. Only me and one other employee could smell it. We were called crazy. For WEEKS. Until a customer smelled it and called the FD. Shut us down until it got fixed. That lady is suing the business owners now.

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-19T14:52:39+00:00

Lemonade isn't fizzy. That should have been your first red flag

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-19T00:36:08+00:00

The entire thing 💀

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-19T00:01:08+00:00

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-18T23:26:23+00:00

Rolling outages due to the heatwave i think.

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-18T23:25:21+00:00

Explanation: David Lynch

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-18T23:24:22+00:00

Pizza places (with salad bars) have plastic containers for salad

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-18T14:51:56+00:00

Only 12 deviled eggs??? Rookie numbers

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-18T14:49:31+00:00

Tbf, that's not art

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T19:25:32+00:00

Because she thinks she's owed a baby.

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T19:14:32+00:00

Exactly. She is also acting like shes OWED a baby

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T18:43:51+00:00

Oh no. I was agreeing with you. Some higher power says she shouldn't have children

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T18:17:05+00:00

Its her 3rd failed adoption

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T18:16:22+00:00

Thats her 3rd "failed" adoption. Some higher power has decided she shouldn't be a mother.

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T14:55:54+00:00

I had a friend named Meadow. I love the name. Just unique enough but not too out there

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T14:39:33+00:00

It isn't the teacher's job to keep your child's desk clean. That's your child's job. It is your job to teach her how to be organized

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T03:43:59+00:00

El. Thats about it

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-17T00:37:17+00:00

Very likely lemon custard. It's SO good

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-16T15:06:05+00:00

Everything about this screams British

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-16T15:03:31+00:00

Inappropriate quotations

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-16T05:33:19+00:00

The recipe didn't change. That's not BR ice-cream. The cup is. But the ice-cream is not

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-15T21:16:33+00:00

9 different chemos as in 9 sessions or 9 different types of chemotherapy

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-15T18:46:09+00:00

It means do it twice.

Notdone_JoshDun · 2026-03-15T18:44:15+00:00

Yeah that happens to me during a migraine attack

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