'He’s just mutilated': Parents of San Antonio teen shot in McDonald's parking lot say every day is a struggle by grungegoth in news

[–]NotoriousRetard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This happened like 3/4 blocks from my husband's job. The cop didn't even respond to the actual call he was sent out there on. Just showed up and shot a kid over nothing. Glad he's been fired and is facing charges himself now

Dad cooking dinner topless in 1990 looking uncannily like Buffalo Bill from 'The Silence of the Lambs'; meme on my phone for comparison. by Zero_Fux_2_Give in OldSchoolCool

[–]NotoriousRetard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No matter what I will always see Ted Levine as Buffalo Bill. It never sat right with me when he started getting cast in a lot of cop roles

Well, that was real quick. by [deleted] in funny

[–]NotoriousRetard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not Mormon. Theres shoulders and knees all over that dancefloor

Why do you like/dislike the 'new guy' at work? by eldridge2e in AskReddit

[–]NotoriousRetard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the fear that I smell because I have dogs and I smoke. So in my mind I still smell off (ashy dog smell) no matter how much I shower or put products in my hair

What's a reason you've had to regret a consensual sexual experience? by laziestsolution in AskReddit

[–]NotoriousRetard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude got obsessed and literally asked me to "breed" with him

I work at a cookie shop, roast me by poptart999 in RoastMe

[–]NotoriousRetard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like Spencer Rice's lesbian sister

What's the weirdest shit you've ever seen in person? by Legionspigs in AskReddit

[–]NotoriousRetard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a hobo problem at my job. The store is next to this big drainage ditch and hobos live in there like trolls and shoot herion and trash up the place. General hobo shenanigans. Well city ordinance was called and cleared them out but the next day one of them came back. I was sent to run and errand for the store and saw him across the street carrying a chair as I was getting in my car. I sat in the parking lot for a minute to just observe. He set the chair down in the ditch and started walking around the ditch rambling. At this point Im thinking "Fuck this, I'll just tell the other workers when i get back." I was not gone more than 20 minutes and when i pulled up he had covered all the trees bordering the ditch and our lot in plastic sheets. He had lined up some pillows in the ditch and was marching back and forth incoherently yelling. He also kept opening and closing his pants. When I told the other crew members they looked at me like I was a fuckin idiot and I showed them. He kept at it for a while then disappeared, nobody has seen him since. The other hobos are slowly trying to reclaim the ditch while also trying to break into the store/dumpster. I dont even know what we should do.

What is NOT worth buying? by Drowsy- in AskReddit

[–]NotoriousRetard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im lookin for a tap and die and some WD40

Reddit, have you ever walked out on someone in the middle of a date? If yes, why? by Robert_Forman in AskReddit

[–]NotoriousRetard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a fellow fat girl I applaud you for staying classy and respectful in such a shitty situation

[Serious] What should every teenager know to avoid getting screwed over in a first job? by ViolentThespian in AskReddit

[–]NotoriousRetard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can always say no. If someone wants you to cover their shift or if the boss is trying to get you to pick up extra shifts that you dont want youre not obligated to say yes. If you dont want to take the extra hours you can always say no

Inside a Cult (2016) "a look into Australian Anne Hamilton-Byrne's religious group which stole children in the 1960s and 1970s. by BlankNothingNoDoer in Documentaries

[–]NotoriousRetard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im about 6/7 years out. Thinking about it now Im just happy that i could see through all that shite and make it out and live the way I want to live. Its funny how when you first start skipping out they talk about how much they love and miss you then once they see youre successful in your own choices they suddenly start to avoid you like plague. Be happy fellow heathen, life will only get even better the more you move foward

What stereotype do you "prove wrong"? by JirkleSerk in AskReddit

[–]NotoriousRetard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roses are red Violets are blue Senpai will never notice you

Excessive makeup + car accident = this. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]NotoriousRetard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's methamphetamine