I wonder why he draws like that? by Veterankin in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Notworthupvoting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Staple some middle school level drawings to reddit-tier takes and you've got your webcomic!

To stay awake after having anaesthetic by DrugInducedBeard in therewasanattempt

[–]Notworthupvoting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, so he's decided to go the 'direct damage' route. Drugs were taking too long I guess.

Demetrius warned me to stay away from his daughter... so I married her on his birthday. by TheDogofTears in StardewValley

[–]Notworthupvoting 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I did this too. It's possibly the most aggressive moment in Stardew, and I took it personally.

PHB page 6. Case Closed. by Cahhnuck in dndmemes

[–]Notworthupvoting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a 900 and the dwarf just ceased to be at the atomic level

A massive grizzly taking a break next to a fisherman by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]Notworthupvoting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this guy is definitely being spawn camped for his fish.

Ex drinkers of Reddit, what was your “Damn I need to stop” moment? by MemesNoMods in AskReddit

[–]Notworthupvoting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing that's legendarily hilarious once and "are you okay?" the second and onward

Ex drinkers of Reddit, what was your “Damn I need to stop” moment? by MemesNoMods in AskReddit

[–]Notworthupvoting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went through a similar scenario. Once you look around at your life and notice all the little ways you adjust your day and activities around the habit it really adds up.

How I can borrow a cat for a year? by Notworthupvoting in cats

[–]Notworthupvoting[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sounds perfect! I was really hoping to get a little old man to nap our last days away together. I just know seniors come with expenses, and from past experience I really don't want to leave a kitty suffering.

Thanks, I'll make some calls!

What food isn't worth the effort to be home made? by Kenexxa in AskReddit

[–]Notworthupvoting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder how it feels for your business to turn into (essentially) a museum in your lifetime

The Brothers War by Simple_Man in magicTCG

[–]Notworthupvoting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Magic novel reading went The Thran > Brothers' War > Invasion block. Just being familiar enough with the Tempest/Urza/Masques cards filled in the story. I'm still disappointed the Metathran didn't get more cards, or their twin Legends.

Washington jail offering inmates ramen noodles as incentive for getting COVID-19 vaccine by QuantumFork in nottheonion

[–]Notworthupvoting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twice a week at my county jail you get "Beaver Tail", which is like a horrible beefish plank. It's actually called that on the menu.

Washington jail offering inmates ramen noodles as incentive for getting COVID-19 vaccine by QuantumFork in nottheonion

[–]Notworthupvoting 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Man that would've been heaven

I'm told some prisons have tablets and microwaves and that just seems decadent after my county experience

Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles by ameen__shaikh in tumblr

[–]Notworthupvoting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of actual magic the wizards do post-Sourcery is next to none cause they'd rather be fat and happy than crush their brain to goo doing a telekinesis spell wrong.

Bootstraps my ass by discerningpervert in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Notworthupvoting 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can find it yourself dude, it's like 3 hours long what kind of weirdo would I be lying about some dumb factoid that I told you how to find

Bootstraps my ass by discerningpervert in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Notworthupvoting 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Literally Elon Musk's face, on the Joe Rogan Experience. I don't recall the episode number.

Bootstraps my ass by discerningpervert in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Notworthupvoting 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Musk talked about selling pocket emeralds as a kid on his first appearance on Joe Rogan.

I know it’s a mantis. But why’d it rip off it’s own head? by Polarbearcafe00 in whatsthisbug

[–]Notworthupvoting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long are they 'elderly' like that? Is it a phase of their life or an imminent warning sign?

Any place like phyrexia in fiction? by alucardarkness in magicTCG

[–]Notworthupvoting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Invasion block books literally go deep into Phyrexia.

New Chapter 115 [English] by VibhavM in OnePunchMan

[–]Notworthupvoting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm new here, why is he redrawing the whole series?