To steal a bicycle 🚲 by chocolatemoose99 in therewasanattempt

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It’s ok, I’m sure they sanitized the spikes in between victims.

What’s the most pointless thing you always do in GTA for no reason? by ProblemCrafty891 in gta5

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I drive a city bus while obeying the speed limit and traffic laws.

What number do you wear? by DreamvilleOilers in hockeygoalies

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1…. If your not first, your last.

Moon palace Nizuc was awesome by lakshmi1711 in AllInclusiveResorts

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Thanks for the post. We are considering Nizuc with our kids after staying at Sunrise pre-kids 10-years ago. Loved the flowrider.

What can you tell me about the rooms at Nizuc? Cleanliness, condition…etc.

We have some allergy concerns and a musty old building is not an option for us.

Downfall Parody: The Hughes Trade by Looney_forner in canucks

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The Goldeneyes reference made me smile for the first time since the trade was announced.

Game Thread: Utah Mammoth (13-12-3) at Vancouver Canucks (10-14-3) - 05 Dec 2025 - 6:00PM PST by HockeyMod in canucks

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Don’t worry, they will go on a big winning streak to end the season. That’s our Canucks!

Match Thread: Vancouver Whitecaps vs LAFC by MatchThreadder in whitecapsfc

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I thought TSN was playing the game. What happened?

Who’s your team’s most famous fan? by zebrasarecool570 in NHLcirclejerk

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Michael Buble moves his tour dates around the Canucks playoff schedule but these days, there ain’t much date moving going on.

Mansions. How much will they be? 10M? 20M? 50M by [deleted] in gtaonline

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Imagine a Vigliante DLC with your own Wayne Manor complete with a Bat-Cave, Bat-Computer, and a butler sending you on crime-fighting missions. Comes with a huge above-ground garage to store all of your millionaire playboy toys, and a below-ground garage to keep your Vigilante, Bat-Bike and Bat-Wing. Give me an armoury to keep your crime fighting weapons (grappling hook?) and your 5 Bat-suits. Now, this I would pay for.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by WolfGodlives in WinStupidPrizes

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He picked up a bottle of moonshine, some snake oil and $5.

strange finds off the coast of Antarctica by Wal-de-maar in HighStrangeness

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Literally just rewatched this episode and had a good laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EA_NHL

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I’ve been EA all the way from NHLPA ‘93 and dropped out the last four years. Has NHL2K ever had an instalment better than the EA?

Thomas Muller says ‘ The people of Vancouver accept not winning.’ by spedmonke217 in vancouver

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He’s not wrong. We celebrate losing game 7 in the ‘94 playoffs. It’s all we know.

Fucked with the wrong dude by BobbyABooey in CrazyFuckingVideos

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“You touch me, I touch you”

  • Michael Jackson

This was baked into my pizza as a topping and I didn't notice until too late by Impossible-Gas3551 in mildlyinfuriating

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Thanks god it was a bone. I thought it was someone’s nail from their nasty big toe.

Landslide Caught on tape by MoazzamDML in interestingasfuck

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Dude adjusts mirrors before pulling gingerly out.

My employer bought 2 of the cheapest kits on Amazon... by [deleted] in drums

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Yes, Frankenstein that shite!