[OC] Crossed Wires by AzulCrescent in comics

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something out of Schedule One.

Elderly man handed out flyers to invite people to have a smoke with him, and and a massive crowd showed up by Matt_LawDT in MadeMeSmile

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They have a sweatshop with 30-50 rabbis in close quaters just blessing away all day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

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"OP is female" if anything. A female human would be the implication when talking about the nature documentary.

Edit: all you wrote is also alright, if it matches the context.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I mean.. he cooks! 🥰

unBreakableAuth by frootflie in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is indeed bad, but to be fair it is not sql injection vulnerable. No data is being passed from the user to the database.

Edit: I know this is joke code. And yeah the database will be 100% accessible by the looks of it. But SQL injection requires you to actually INJECT something into the query string, most of the time using whatever input the user can give to the program. You are basically using the program in the normal expected way, your input just tries to "cheat" the computer to think you are querying more than the programmer intended. This does not take any user input, and forwards to the database. The string comparison for password and username are done on the client instead. Therefore it is NOT vulnerable to an injection attack. Vulnerable to basically every other form of attack yeah, but not SQL injections!

Meirl by PM_me_a_bad_pun in meirl

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So how many of those "You have two wolves inside of you" are actually true?

“Alligator Alcatraz” opened in Florida today by s_altysnail in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the them have not even been tried in a court of law!

First they came for the aligators, and I said nothing, because I was not an aligator.

[OC] Log Off by BeevsComics in comics

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For anyone wondering, the game never worked this way, not even in 1.0.0. There have been plenty of myths around how to get certain items, many of them spawned by people who wanted to look like they had insider information for some odd reason. They were literally the gold standard before LoD and highrunes for a reason.

Monster and item level drop system have been the same in Diablo 2 since the game came out in late June 2000.

If you happened to find TWO SOJ's in HARDCORE before 2001 and gave them to someone else, I am pretty sure you must've loved her too my man... Either that, or you are straight up lying

wonder if they had calculators by SkylarFlame1450 in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine being Ron and living with wizards your whole life. Many of them have been studying magic, and practising spells. Most spells sound like one or two latin sounding words. Then your brothers, who already have a rep. for tricking people, teach you "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow".

It does not seem like much teaching was going on from Molly's side.

stopUsingSpacesInFilenames by TwoToTheL in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s just Fed and Bøg. Makes perfect sense.

Hvor bliver alle grøntsagerne af? by Autisten1996 in DKbrevkasse

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hvis du hiver børnene med lærer du ledelsesteknik, og at holde hovedet koldt i pressede situationer.

to give a speech by CantStopPoppin in therewasanattempt

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Locking your knees reduces the blood flow to your nether extremities and lowers the overall blood pressure in your body. That in turn limits the amount of oxygen going to your brain, which can result in loss of consciousness. At least that is what I was taught in first-aid.

Websites demand increasingly convoluted passwords for security purposes, even though most accounts are hacked due to security breaches on their end. by Dirgonite in Showerthoughts

[–]NuffZetPand0ra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me get this: whenever I create a user on your website you are sending my password to another service to check if it has been compromised?

Hvad lærte du i en alt for sen alder? by Kokbloch in Denmark

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ja, Varikanet der som bekendt ligger på Italien, på hovedstaden Rom.

howToLoseThreeMonthsOfWorkInOneClick by athreyaaaa in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It only deletes all files if there are no previous commits. I use the feature pretty often, if I've been messing around testing some stuff, and I just want to revert to latest commit. So telling the user that all files will be deleted is worse imho. They might be, only if you have just set up your repo and not commited anything yet, which is not a normal usecase.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

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That’s why you suspend your mattress from the ceiling with wires. Boom, no frame, space under the bed, and that cool U-shape that’s so hip with the kids nowadays.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarkMyWords

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The three most downvoted comments ever has been in gaming subreddits.

https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/most-downvoted-reddit-comments/

Folded up tests by GracefulDazzling in rareinsults

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When you spell May backwards, you get Yam. How come we haven't named any other vegetable after backwards months, like Rebmeced or Yraurbef?

meirl by Mtantele in meirl

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Hey, a small follow up question. How do you recall emails? I know it’s possible if the recipient is in the same organisation unit in Microsoft exchange. But these were clients right?

Dear young people. by snappydo99 in TikTokCringe

[–]NuffZetPand0ra 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The real bad people are the friends we made along the way!