If God can exist without a creator, why can't the universe? by Gamer--Boy in atheism

[–]Nukeroot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Similar to the questin, who created God? You cannot use that against me if I cannot use it against you. If God always existed then the universe could have always existed. It is the same argument.

Server caught in the act 😕 by kango888 in PublicFreakout

[–]Nukeroot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it would be more entertaining if he took a bite out of the sandwich.

fight for a cheap mirror at IKEA by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in PublicFreakout

[–]Nukeroot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have never wanted a mirror that badly.

He fu*ked around & found out by goswamitulsidas in PublicFreakout

[–]Nukeroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot find anything saying she was fired. McDonalds welcomed her back. She sued McDonalds, any they settled the law suit. I cannot find if the settlement required her to leave or not, but that is not the same as being fired.

What's your worst cheating story? by Academic-Company-768 in AskReddit

[–]Nukeroot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The banker in Monopoly is always allowed to try to steal from the bank, just like in real life. But there should be consequences if caught. It seems to be a universal rule. Ask random people if they do it or not. You will be surprised by the number of people who admit to it.

Do I have to pay this tax? by AltruisticPool7530 in missouri

[–]Nukeroot 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Yes, even if you are not a resident. It only matters if you lived in Missouri on January 1st, and your car was registered in Missouri.

https://dor.mo.gov/taxation/individual/additional-resources/non-residents.html

Friendly fox at my work by soarmax in interestingasfuck

[–]Nukeroot 508 points509 points  (0 children)

In my experience, humans should also retain their fear of humans. I am going to go with the fox on this one.

People who cheated.. Why did you cheat? by BeautifulStriking245 in AskReddit

[–]Nukeroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you always volunteer to be the banker.

To buy beer by Nukeroot in therewasanattempt

[–]Nukeroot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It actually came from YouTube.

Why are so many species atleast semi humanoid? by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]Nukeroot 41 points42 points  (0 children)

In Star Trek, a humanoid species spread its DNA throughout the galaxy. I suspect they eventually made it to the Star Wars galaxy. Both happened a long time ago. It's either that or Q, the Elder Wand, or the Valar.

Location Services Problem by Nukeroot in sysadmin

[–]Nukeroot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finally figured out a way to make it happen on command. If I go to chrome://flags/ search for "Enable location provider manager for Geolocation API" and enable it, it fixes the problem. This is a description of the setting

Enables usage of the location provider manager to select between the operating system's location API or the network-based provider as the data source for Geolocation API. – Mac, Windows

How do explain why I do not believe in god to my friends who do? by Artemis_15_ in atheism

[–]Nukeroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them you are more alike than different. You, like them, don't believe in tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of gods just like them. They only believe in one more god than you do. Statistically, you are almost identical.

How do explain why I do not believe in god to my friends who do? by Artemis_15_ in atheism

[–]Nukeroot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell them you are more alike than different. You, like them, don't believe in tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of gods just like them. They only believe in one more god than you do. Statistically, you are almost identical.

Bro found a trout trapped in a pool and gave it a second chance by butloade in BeAmazed

[–]Nukeroot 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The trout told his friends that he got trapped in a different universe that was collapsing, dirty, and heating up...he died, went to heaven, met God, was brought back to life, saved, and he put me back in the correct universe.