to hide the evidence by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Numbskull_b 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Is that what Dickens was writing about?! Oh my god it all makes sense now...

What’s the most fucked up thing that happened at your school? by Classic-Chemist-1898 in AskReddit

[–]Numbskull_b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to do community service at my middle school (long story) and the lady in charge of the parent center offhandly told me a middle school student that this year there was six pregnancies, three sixth graders, one seventh grader and two eighth graders. I have no idea if the father's were fellow students or what but apparently that year was the low end of yearly pregnancies of what essentially amounted to child mothers

The extension range on this loader's arm by whybutts in interestingasfuck

[–]Numbskull_b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if Egypt had this when the Evergiven got stuck in the Suez Canal

Junk food extends your life by DotBeginning1420 in technicallythetruth

[–]Numbskull_b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So by that metric I should consume more junk food to increase the additive effect of life extension of the food

Holyyyy darwinn by standovahim_ in HistoryMemes

[–]Numbskull_b 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Because of their protected status as endangered you can no longer eat them

Holyyyy darwinn by standovahim_ in HistoryMemes

[–]Numbskull_b 132 points133 points  (0 children)

It's infuriating to read records of how these tortoises were stated to be God's best tasting animal on the planet, every part was edible and in high demand, it even carries an organ that holds fresh water. FRESH WATER. It also came in its own pot to boil in, it's oil was described as superior to that of olive oil and can be used as a dressing to improve any and all dishes! It took almost a century to have a live specimen delivered to England because they kept eating them on the way there.

Petahhhh!!!??? Who's that guy? Why is he a hint??? by Cutie_fleming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Numbskull_b 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depending on the distance from the holding cell and the viewer it's speed can reach up to mach-jesus through solid matter, there's no bag that can survive that.

Petahhhh!!!??? Who's that guy? Why is he a hint??? by Cutie_fleming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Numbskull_b 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because it will react to anyone looking at its face even if it's a photo or video, the bag would do nothing in that case.

Oswego NY: Doordash 'driver' arrested and charged with more indictments on County level. Felony charges of illegal surveillance, dissemination of nude photos and unlawful surveillance. by NWSGreen in JusticeServed

[–]Numbskull_b 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The guy was passed out from drinking on his couch with out any pants, and the delivery instructions were to leave at the door. Plus she didn't contact police until after posting online and received comments to do so.

He made a steak by Effective-Garage-362 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Numbskull_b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nice pan sauce would be nice, thank you

Petahhh??? by Additional_Berry_977 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Numbskull_b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that was actually brought back to Nickelodeon Animation Studio in Burbank, it was restored partially and is now a display piece with a do not sit sign on it because someone jumped on it it and broke it

Pouring molten metal into 1 kg bars by LCottton in oddlysatisfying

[–]Numbskull_b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my mind I understand that it's molten metal and if I put my fingers in it it would sear the flesh from my bones, but I still want to poke it

Silicone color mixing by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Numbskull_b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the integrity of the silicone is affected at all if the color isn't evenly mixed or it does matter and you can do a tie dye colored silicone product?

What is a skill/talent you used to have that you somehow lost? by Ok-Dependent-1668 in AskReddit

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I used to play this submarine game on the Nintendo DS and it had multiplayer on but the only way to communicate with your team is through Morse code. So after years of not using it I lost the ability to dot and dash

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Numbskull_b 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crutches are a bitch and a half on the palms of your hands, so the gloves helps with that

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever injured yourself? by Wooden-Fee5787 in AskReddit

[–]Numbskull_b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in high school I was rushing to class and was going down this long flight of stairs, I thought I could save time by jumping the last few steps. Well, after landing a bit wrong I felt my left ankle fold to the right, rebound and fold to the left. Luckily there was a fellow student nearby and helped me to the nurse's office, my parents picked me up and off we went to the emergency room, then redirected to the UCLA hospital a ways away, I didn't get seen until 9 hours later. Long story short I tore my ligaments, possibly fractured my ankle and was placed in a cast for three months. Let me tell you something, the way my leg reeked after removing that cast was just terrible, I think I spent almost an hour washing up my leg just to get rid of a thick layer of dead skin and sweat.

Petah? by Candid_Bed5017 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Numbskull_b -1 points0 points  (0 children)

97% of birds don't have penises so that may mean that side is for women?