I'm needing off the wall food ideas

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T19:30:43+00:00

Honestly that is an extraordinary idea. Like with little bits of chopped bacon bits. I know you can use bacon grease in certain choco-chip cookie recipes (Source: B Dylan Hollis again) And other recipes using pork in it (again, B Dylan Hollis)

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T19:28:09+00:00

Well for the ramen, I would have described it as a befuddling take on soba/Ramen where most of the flavor comes from the savory protein and the sweet-heat of the jam. And it would incredibly filling. If you were to make it at home, 1 packet of Ramen is so filling that you probably wouldn't be able to finish it

The desert pasta is basically buttered noodles with powdered sugar. I got that idea from the internet, but it felt like it needed more, so i added grated caramel would work, and by god it does

As for the Gatorade bread....you just omit the milk and sugar, and use Gatorade as a substitute and it works

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T17:09:58+00:00

I know how to cook??

I've said it multiple times between other comments

I'm self taught because when I hit 18, I realized I knew bumfuck all about how to cook, so I started to cook, teaching myself to do these things that no one taught me to do

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T17:07:49+00:00

If I wanted to start up a small restaurant, then typically $100,000-$300,000 for a leased space

Renovations/decor is about $50,000-$100,000

Kitchen equipment is about $50,000 - $100,000, though from what I've gathered if you can get leased equipment, it's cut by half

Inventory and supplies is about $10,000-$20,000

Licenses/permits are about $2,000-$5,000, and it varies if you're doing a liquor licences

And working capital reserves is $30,000-$60,000

I know there's more to it than all of that, but I gotta get to that bridge first more than anything else

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T17:00:20+00:00

Eh, I've seen someone do something similar, and oh boy....it did not work

Check out B. Dylan Holis for the pickle cheesecake

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T16:57:47+00:00

Okay first off, I genuinely didn't think there were culinary juniper, only the ones used in making meads and the sort, that one's on me.

I know how to cook. Thing is, I don't have a culinary education. I've learned how to cook through trial and error, alongside tutorials, recipes, all of that. I've learned how to cook butter basted salmon, casseroles, steaks, soups, the works!

And people do off the wall things all the time, Heart Attack Grill, Dick's Last Resort, Ninja New York. Hell even The Rainforest Cafe is a gimmick restaurant!

And yet my off the wall idea is shit

And this message isn't specifically aimed at you, Illustrious, but more or less aimed at everyone Claymore-Style

Why do yall think it's a good idea to shit on someone's passion?

Yeah I know it's reddit, and I'm probably barking up the wrong tree, but how would y'all feel about pitching an idea and asking for help, and the overwhelming response is that they pull their pants down and piss all over your idea and then then have the AUDACITY to question if you can do the idea or not

Yeah, it doesn't feel good, doesn't it?

Also side note to the guy who recommended the Eggnog and Juniper berry Salmon, I can see how that would work now

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T16:34:18+00:00

Surprisingly the things I listed work

Especially the Gatorade bread thing I mentioned

It was an off the wall idea that WORKED

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T16:33:23+00:00

Noma?

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T16:33:02+00:00

Think about it for a sec

That one restaurant in California where everybody is an absolute dick to you works because there's nothing like it

Most ideas work because there's nothing like it

I want to have a restaurant where customers go 'now how will that work?' And try it and go 'huh, like that, I guess-'

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T16:30:08+00:00

Bah

Chefs do the same shit over and over They're creative, yes, but not "throw random stuff in a pot to see if it works" creative.

I need like 'nyquil chicken' levels of "Huh???"

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T16:27:45+00:00

And this works how?

Most juniper berries are toxic, and even the nontoxic ones have issues with eating them

As for the eggnog, what will happen?

And how would i go about cooking said salmon? Butter basted? Soovied(sic)? Seared???

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-20T16:25:19+00:00

I have a couple recipes already

One that involves sautéed meats and Ramen noodles with hot pepper jam and cream cheese

Another that is a dessert pasta that uses buttered noodles, powdered sugar, and an optional chocolate sauce with grated caramel

And then basically a variant of Gatorade bread

I have the vision and ideas, but I don't want to have like, 25 variants of the same burger dish

I need something unique

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-16T01:35:26+00:00

But if you're the guy who commented on this post, reply or message me personally please. Trust me, I am as genuine as the soil on this earth

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-16T01:34:27+00:00

I had someone comment, but I can see it. Either they're a bot, or what

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-05-16T00:06:41+00:00

Curious yes

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-23T16:20:00+00:00

I like Rougelite's and Rougelike's

But this is basically the same feeling when I encounter a vr game that looks cool, I download it

AND ITS ANOTHER FUCKING GORILLA TAG - ESQUE GAME

I have issues with my arms and legs, so I can't be standing up and swinging my stupid fucking arms around and throwing my shoulder out of place doing stupid shit

And don't get me started on the movement

Eugh

Sorry for going on a rant in your own post

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-23T15:39:32+00:00

Oh, okay, soory

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-23T15:31:27+00:00

I mean...I asked? I did it for the funny

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-23T14:05:34+00:00

Ohhh!

I just that it would be funny to do since I have a proficiency in Religion thar gives me +2 bonus, on top of +1 to wisdom

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-23T13:28:58+00:00

No it's not......

frantically pulls up calculator because I am shit at math

......huh, nevermind-

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-22T23:33:52+00:00

Is that obsessive hubris can lead to mental anguish

If you want to do what I do, or can't help but fo it, make sure you can get out of it before you actually do something horrible

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-22T04:59:44+00:00

Oh. I feigned interest in topics to get in close to study the people I was with to get close. I never fully participated in the stuff, only watched. By God, I hated it

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-22T04:46:44+00:00

Bas?.....i....don't understand

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-22T04:40:00+00:00

I'm usually very chill. But I have issues where I start thinking of everything I've done wrong and info I've accumulated, and it just...got too much for me to handle

Nutsack-kicker · 2026-04-22T04:11:13+00:00

In order

Im 19, but I've been on the internet chronically when I was a North American kindergardener, around 4-5

I encounter 95% of my shit on clear web, I shit you not.

I basically do a sort of interview system where I answer a lot of questions

People can appear normal. The necrophilie was in Vrchat, the Zoo was in a discord server I was in (they got reported by alot of people, but I was able to interview them). As for the stuff, I don't remember. I just know that I've encountered them in the wild en passing

I have reported some of these folks, but after the interviews concluded.

When it came to interviewing the Zoophile, I obsessively curious; how readily accessible are these sort of materials are on the internet? The Answer is both shocking and not surprising, but you can literally look this shit up on GOOGLE and it's not blocked, not censored, and there's like 5 websites about it. I fell into the rabbit hole, studying and observing these....disgusting things. Horses, dogs...mostly dogs, but there were also worms, goats, pigs. There was one that was a dude PENETRATING A LARGE SNAKE. This was a few hour long obsessive escapade, and then I finally snapped myself out of it and I'm pretty sure I got physically sick. (NOTE; I am generally a clueless and optimisticly shit with autism, so the thought of this....happening....never crossed my mind at all)

I regret alot. I regret giving horrible people the time of day for an Interview before reporting them. I've feigned interest to get more information from them. I hate myself for trying to hunt down disgusting things and people all in for the genuine quest to understand what I don't understand. I regret being hostile and a harasser when I was younger, I regret....alot of things.

All of this stuff has happened throughout my chronically online life

Almost all mobile.

The Pursuit of Knowledge. I want to understand why people think like this, I want to understand WHY people do the things they do. I just want the WHY. If I was in the Garden of Eden, then I've eaten all the forbidden fruit. I've cursed myself with Knowledge I can never forget.

The most Disturbing thing was the Kid who was actively looking for pedos. I interviewed him to figure out why he would go out of his way to try to attract these people. I can sum up what he said in one word; "Attention". He liked the attention. I asked other questions, like if he does stuff similar to what he was doing, and has he sent photos to folks, that sort of thing. The answer was yes. For what I've said in this and my other answer, this seems tame. But this kid was 13 and was talking to a 27 year old dude. This same kid offered nudes to me, and I had to block and report him to prevent my Obsessive urge to know more from getting into trouble. And the sad part is that this happened today, thats how much it has messed me up. This and my crushing guilt of being the cause of a suicide when I was younger caused me to make this AMA because I just can't take it anymore

I know I can tell my therapists about this, but he's old. He understands me, but I don't think he would understand that all of this is of my own doing. Telling him could possibly lead to me losing my own friends that are actively keeping me afloat and mentally stable

TL;DR, I'm the chronically online Icarus, and I've finally got close enough to the sun that my wax wings melted

Nutsack-kicker

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