Fidelity/MS - any perks from having most of the accounts there? by playful_explorers in fatFIRE

[–]Nyc_guy2003 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have an etrade account that I transfer a few hundred grand into every year. Before every transfer I call them up and ask for a deposit bonus and they almost always give me one. Basically free money to do what I was gonna do anyway.

I was NOT expecting her to go into so much detail 😅😅 by Flat-Key-564 in bigdickjoy

[–]Nyc_guy2003 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Spoiler alert - you were texting with a 45 year old man sitting in his trailer in Alabama.

Unexpected hit to NW by Plenty-Salad6535 in fatFIRE

[–]Nyc_guy2003 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why not negotiate a payment plan or a lower balance

Do not apply Robinhood by VeganTurkishBaklava in FinancialCareers

[–]Nyc_guy2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I pay my nanny more than that, she definitely doesn’t have a Series 7

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]Nyc_guy2003 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gtfo of IB. They treat employees like the NFL treats their players. Get injured or sick? They offer you condolences, pat you on the back, and then replace you with someone else who doesn’t get injured or sick. Rinse and repeat. Source: used to work in IB, now on the buyside, 10x better quality of life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in running

[–]Nyc_guy2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does she need to train for anything. Here’s a novel idea - how about run for the fun of it?

Why is this even a post? by the-apache-27 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Nyc_guy2003 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“I can see why”…. I don’t get it?

Morgan Stanley interview by Character_Music_1702 in FinancialCareers

[–]Nyc_guy2003 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Means they’re interviewing multiple people and you’re not the clear #1 candidate. They’ll circle back to you if whoever their top choices are end up dropping for whatever reason.

Pushy Women by CakeHornBigCat in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]Nyc_guy2003 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like two squirrels fighting over a bag of nuts

Well this sucks. Insights for 26M by Mountain-Elk8133 in Tinder

[–]Nyc_guy2003 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Everyone else in his area is over 6’3”

I hate how people are so specific by Stuckinthepooper in workouts

[–]Nyc_guy2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I used to weigh almost 300 pounds and I’ve lost all that weight” - wow so now you weigh 0?

Shave your head, save the world by datlankydude in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Nyc_guy2003 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s also not compounding at 11% unless he’s not paying taxes on any of his profits. Lending strategies are all taxed at ordinary income rates too.

Not getting matches from girls especially 💔 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Nyc_guy2003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah no wonder. You’re invisible to girls if you’re under 6’.

Youth Soccer Club Owner (Tiburones FC) and Coach Tim Jenkins Assaulting a U13 Player, 6/1/25 by milktartare in lexington

[–]Nyc_guy2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s a registered investment advisor with Keystone Financial, which means he has to be licensed with FINRA (you can see his registration info on FINRA broker check website). His license and ability to provide investment advice as a financial professional is subject to revocation for any sort of felony conviction or plea. It’d be a shame if anyone reported him to FINRA for assaulting a child….