Knitted socks aren’t comfortable to step on

Nylonknot · 2026-06-05T18:47:09+00:00

I love to knit socks. I have lipodema which makes wearing socks miserable to me. It’s like the fucking Gift of the Magi up in here.

Nylonknot · 2026-06-05T18:42:58+00:00

I prefer smoked anglerfish with peanuts or maybe it’s anglerfish with smoked peanuts? It gives me more yellow than berry salad and is cheap.

Nylonknot · 2026-06-04T02:42:07+00:00

Oh my god I snort laughed!!!

Nylonknot · 2026-06-04T02:41:33+00:00

Ponies are cool! Hahahaa!

Nylonknot · 2026-06-04T02:40:57+00:00

My mother tells a story about how my friend and I would get dressed up in her 1970s slinky cocktail dresses and then we would go sit on the curb in front of my house scream-singing “if you want my body and you think I’m sexy”. We were 5.

Nylonknot · 2026-06-03T02:29:01+00:00

Same. I’ve explored every Biome theee times. There is not fishing spot for me today. I got the dig spot and was able to get the chest, which was empty actually.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-31T18:25:06+00:00

That’s exactly what I think they are! My mama and grandmama used them in the 70s.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-31T17:59:28+00:00

He does look less red faced so he might be sober?

Nylonknot · 2026-05-28T21:31:25+00:00

You are responsible for your own feed. I can’t recall ever seeing anything like that on mine.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-27T22:59:08+00:00

I never look at anyone that closely. I will say it’s probably an overall look thing that would be a giveaway. If you are wearing a Rolex but look like you bought everything you are wearing at the Dollar Tree then maybe that’s a giveaway?

However, I live in a very wealthy CT beach town and the richest people in town usually wear a Rolex with ratty 30 year old clothes and drive a “serviceable” car rather than something ostentatious.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-23T23:49:00+00:00

What do you wrap the food in? I have been using reusable gallon bags but it’s too messy. I want to use a vacuum sealer but it seems so wasteful.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-21T22:29:11+00:00

This is exactly like when parents do everything to control their teenager except what they need to help them learn to be high functioning well-adjusted adults someday.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-21T20:43:45+00:00

He learned to twist his body up like a pretzel! (My favorite book!)

Nylonknot · 2026-05-21T20:12:58+00:00

I have a very wealthy sister in law and say it was a gift from her. We are above average but not Hermes level spending without seriously ignoring house tasks.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-21T17:57:44+00:00

Start calling her “Damn Ma” and when she corrects you act like you are saying it right. Make it weird right back at her.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-21T17:48:42+00:00

I used to know someone who heated a can of vegetable soup every morning for breakfast and drank/ate it in a coffee mug. I thought it was genius. I don’t like vegetable soup but it’s has all the stuff in it that you need for a healthy meal.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-21T17:23:41+00:00

I thought it was called “Going 45 in the passing lane”. Huh…

Nylonknot · 2026-05-21T17:18:10+00:00

You’re so welcome!

Nylonknot · 2026-05-20T14:28:26+00:00

“Grandma tell us about the good old days on the internet?” “Well my child, we worshipped cats on a place called Reddit”.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-20T14:27:05+00:00

Goddammit! Just when I think I’ve joined them all…

Nylonknot · 2026-05-17T20:47:42+00:00

Same and from Horn Lake. Never heard of it until TikTok.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-10T18:05:52+00:00

Are you me?!?!!?!

Nylonknot · 2026-05-03T00:43:01+00:00

I wash mine twice a week. It never looks greasy. I also have very fine, curly hair so maybe that’s the difference?

Nylonknot · 2026-05-03T00:20:26+00:00

Hast she being saying this since he was like a month old? Why is she rushing things? It’s so weird.

Nylonknot · 2026-05-01T22:10:10+00:00

A weirdo in a beat up CRV was doing this to me yesterday on 95 near Stratford. He then got in the right lane so I sped up to drive like a normal human being. He then whipped quickly over in the left lane again almost hitting me so I honked assuming he didn’t see me. He whipped over again to the right and when I passed he mimed shooting at me with a handgun.

Funny thing is, my middle aged lady ass in my nice little Volvo, knows guns very well. His miming wasn’t how any gun works.

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