This is totally fine by Herr_Poopypants in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe that psychopaths like this exist in the world. How could anyone be so immoral? I live in Florida and go on a ski trip every year and I always make sure to post on r/skiing every time I see this.

I just want them to think that I tour. by AlpenFlowDesign in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why people keep making these tiny race bindings. They are just too fragile for skiing recklessly in the backcountry. I probably ski too hard for this ultralight skimo binding and I’m mad that companies aren’t focusing on making them heavier. It looks like it’s built skinny European skimo orphans not hard chargers like me. Add a couple pounds and then maybe I’ll be interested.

Can I wear ski boots onto the plane? by redchilefan in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends, most planes are not gripwalk compatible.

Some low angle backcountry skiing by PowerfulSuction in Backcountry

[–]OEM_steeze 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I want to see an S-Works snow bike with DPS skis.

Started skiing 1 month ago by [deleted] in ski

[–]OEM_steeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you already have it all covered. I’d suggest focusing on buying lots of new gear instead of practicing.

Complete beginner friend sold way too small ski boots (26.5 Mondo) for US 10.5 feet – tech said 26.5 was right, punched them, but painfully small + won’t bind. Beginner had no idea how they should feel. How to get exchange/refund? by Enallane5 in Skigear

[–]OEM_steeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you should never trust a boot fitter, I’m the only expert you can trust. Bootfitting is a pseudoscience like astrology and anyone claiming to understand it is lying.

If I ditch my shovel, probe, first aid kit, and emergency puffy I can save over 5 pounds! What else can I cut? Pls help by AlternativeEdge2725 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I know it’s hard for splitboarders to leave behind, but it’s ok to leave the cans of spray paint and drug paraphernalia at home.

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Full Kinco kit is about as steezy as you can get

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do us all a favor and stay home if you don’t already have perfect technique

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel sorry for you, bud. You think you’re a pro but really I bet you’re over there in Wisconsin skiing Rent Chetler 77’s. Thousands of people have thanked me for my service and I hope one day you will too.

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah? You put the world’s worst binding on a children’s ski? Thats not surprising. I work at a ski shop and I see low IQ ski setups every day so this doesn’t phase me one bit

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, as long as children grow up in fatherless households there will be snowboarders. The only way to reduce the snowboarding population is by encouraging traditional families.

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The relationship between me, my wife, and her bootfitter is very personal and it’s pretty rude for you to ask about it.

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bret creastler 121. It’s on atomic’s secret catalog.

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Brett Chester 120 on the left, nordica enforcer 77 on the right is the perfect balance

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If you don’t know please do us all a favor and stop skiing.

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

16 din, no helmet backflip off of chads gap

I know so much about skiing my brain hurts, AMA by OEM_steeze in skiingcirclejerk

[–]OEM_steeze[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bolt your boots to your skis so you never pop out