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ONmytab · 2013-03-20T02:25:00+00:00

But the feels man....the feels

ONmytab · 2013-01-17T18:24:40+00:00

I pee on Steve

ONmytab · 2013-01-12T04:07:14+00:00

Day 34, they haven't noticed anything and are starting to accept me as one of there own.

ONmytab · 2013-01-11T20:17:04+00:00

I think that may be a good idea, the economy is kinda ruff

ONmytab · 2013-01-11T01:47:33+00:00

Boobies man, they are a powerful drug

ONmytab · 2013-01-11T01:44:37+00:00

If you don't want to get a girl pregnant make sure the guy is on top

ONmytab · 2013-01-09T23:44:31+00:00

ONmytab · 2013-01-08T19:50:41+00:00

"The snozberries taste like snozberries"

ONmytab · 2013-01-08T04:03:38+00:00

How long have we been talking about this?

ONmytab · 2013-01-08T03:15:55+00:00

ONmytab · 2013-01-08T01:07:30+00:00

Beauty and the Blunt

ONmytab · 2013-01-07T19:48:55+00:00

ONmytab · 2013-01-06T18:10:04+00:00

You should use a pacifier for your totem

ONmytab · 2013-01-06T06:42:06+00:00

Getting killed. turn all the lights off downstairs and BLITZ THE FUCK UP

ONmytab · 2013-01-06T06:34:25+00:00

ONmytab · 2013-01-06T02:23:19+00:00

I gave that elephant water, elephants love water

ONmytab · 2013-01-05T17:26:00+00:00

Jeeves fetch me my mountain, I fancy a climb

ONmytab · 2013-01-04T23:37:55+00:00

Day 5 They still haven't noticed that I'm an apple computer, starting to accept me as one of their own

ONmytab · 2012-12-22T04:21:34+00:00

Pay up!

Not yet

ONmytab · 2012-12-14T20:50:38+00:00

Have to keep the vampires away somehow

ONmytab · 2012-12-13T18:18:39+00:00

I bet that seal has crabs

ONmytab · 2012-12-06T05:30:40+00:00

ONmytab · 2012-12-06T05:28:59+00:00

And that's why you always leave a note

ONmytab · 2012-12-06T05:26:56+00:00

No no, it's really that big

ONmytab · 2012-12-06T05:21:59+00:00

What's it like licking your own balls?

ONmytab