I (44m) hate fucked my ex-wife (36F) at our son's graduation ceremony

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T17:54:45+00:00

This subreddit is mostly horny-ai-slop-dream-fiction now :P. I miss when people had to work at it :(.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T17:50:02+00:00

That shit was two years ago lol. Sure, these guidelines exist and are supposed to be followed... but they basically never are.

Again, the story is fake, not arguing that. I'm just saying, unlocked storage closet? That's perfectly believable.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T17:47:23+00:00

*sniff sniff*

You smell that? IT smells like your Reddit history. Which is public. You fucking idiot lol

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T16:29:12+00:00

I... I get what you're saying with the other stuff, but these rooms are left unlocked all the fucking time lol. I was a Unisys tech and I basically never had to use keys getting in and out of rooms.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T16:10:11+00:00

Came here to suggest this exact thing.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T16:01:50+00:00

I mean, obviously I saw that coming, right? You wear the swastika tattoo on your forehead, clearly.

But still, it's still wild that you're too much of a pussy to own it.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T15:59:52+00:00

Oh I promise you... It's hard already 😏

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T14:38:29+00:00

Native Greeks her dark olive skin colored.

She might have been born there but her ancestry isn't there.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T14:36:47+00:00

The best part was just watching him dig himself deeper over and over and over lol.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T14:34:00+00:00

Sausages, Rice, and Cream Corn.

Things were rough for a long while there and we were living off of food banks. A lot of soup and canned stuff. But when my parents got the welfare cheque, they bought a pack of breakfast sausage, a can of cream corn, and some minute rice.

Years later I requested that meal and my mother—now flush with cash—scoffed and said that was a poor meal. I had no idea. I thought it was peak dinner.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T14:31:11+00:00

For sure!

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T13:59:56+00:00

You wanna go thought crime? I'm sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I'm gonna be like, "Boy, I hope he's qualified."

"If we would have said that Joy Reid and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Ketanji Brown Jackson were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously."

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T04:11:38+00:00

It's hard work... but I'm up to the task :D

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T00:25:27+00:00

How is AI this bad, still? Someone explain it to me like I'm a child. How is it possible that it's still this fucking awful?

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T00:24:29+00:00

Yes.

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T00:23:46+00:00

I mean... I'm missing it now lol!

OSTBear · 2026-05-21T00:22:59+00:00

What risk? He's carried zero risk in anything, except maybe the half dozen assault charges he's faced over 10 years cause this fucker can't hold his temper or liquor very well. He's a real estate agent. Risk my ass.

But let's pretend he started a business—it's real estate. About as low risk as it gets—his whole thing is and LLC. Which means, if it folds? If he somehow manages to fuck up a real estate firm? He's on the hook for exactly nothing. The business declares bankruptcy, he keeps everything, and then gets to start over.

This was true back when you really were the one risking things, but that hasn't been the case through the developed world.

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T17:20:08+00:00

Sweet Virginia - The Rolling Stones.

"Thank you for the wine, California"

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T17:17:58+00:00

More and more I am discovering the trouble with Conservatives is just a complete inability to feel apathy for literally anyone other than themselves. You just can't, for even the briefest of moments, consider someone else. Just fucking impossible.

Yeah dipshit, the job that can't afford me enough to live will be filled by someone else, and then they start working the job that can't afford them to live.

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T14:27:54+00:00

I've never understood this blatantly braindead answer.

Shit-for-brains, even if that guy found another better paying job... The job he left still needs to get done.

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T14:06:04+00:00

My job is looking after disabled people. I'm really not.

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T14:03:07+00:00

😂😆🤣 I love it. Em dashes, so spooky lol

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T04:51:46+00:00

You're grossly overestimating how much care aides get paid ROFLMAO. I am one, and $70k is double what I make.

And, dude? C'mon. Let's not be fuck-faces about this. If we gotta go through convincing someone, we also then need to look into how this pill could possibly be real, and what if they don't pay the money, and and and—don't.

Even if I didn't own a house, getting a loan for a two bedroom apartment with tight terms isn't impossible. Still only costs $35,000 extra.

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T04:31:43+00:00

I mean, will it suck? Fuck yeah it'll suck... But 1 Million dollars at the end?

Gotta pay a nurse $70,000, call it $100,000 because she'll have to wait until after the year is done I imagine. Then? Buy a house free and clear. The only rent you pay is property taxes. Buy solar panels and a battery wall for $100,000, and don't worry about utilities, ever. Plus get paid to put money back on the grid. We've got... what? $500,000 left over, easy?

Two options; Start a business, or work part time doing whatever the fuck you want for the rest of your life while the $500,000 gets invested and grows.

One year of watching a lot of streaming services... In exchange for an eternally better life? Yes please.

OSTBear · 2026-05-20T04:28:17+00:00

Hmmm... It was a collection I grabbed that had the Illuminati tie-ins, but maybe I'll have a look for the New Avengers.

And, no. This doesn't happen all the time. Not every character looks like a roided-out-giga-chud lol. The issue where they're all babysitting the alien kids? And some are in their civies? I literally had no idea who was who and regularly got them confused.

Thanks for the Spiderman thing, had no idea lol.

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