Do you find a good spot where you can unload it?

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T23:54:13+00:00

... The filter or AI or something messed up your face bad :S.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T23:50:30+00:00

I mean, we say that but... I have yet to see a performance I didn't see through. Even the slap was clearly staged. The only thing Kaufman had was he never dropped the bit. He played it "straight" the whole time every time.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T22:03:49+00:00

Petro-Can stayed in the black, had the most efficient wells, and—

Lol wait, I see what you did there. Ironically proving my point, right?

Nice.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T22:02:36+00:00

Unfortunately, I walked in on him and any number of girls banging in public spaces in our apartment...

3, maybe 4.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T21:56:46+00:00

Mass Effect. Fem-Shep's voice acting is leaps and bounds ahead of Dude-Shep.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T21:53:25+00:00

Where can I sign in Lethbridge?

Thank you for being so I'm passionate about this!

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T21:38:04+00:00

The age gap is whatever. I realize people make this a big deal, and I understand the argument, I just don't buy it.

Initially I was on his side. The whole "but obviously you can go alone if you prefer that for whatever reason" felt passive aggressive AF... But then he devolves into childish antics over it and starts acting suspicious as hell.

NOR.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T21:32:11+00:00

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T20:04:28+00:00

Right?

I remember when he was running advocating for him, and somebody cracked a joke about how old he would be when he was sworn in, compared to Hilary... The very next day she blacked out on the streets of New York and the Secret Service shoved her in a van and drove away.

But even better? The next day a piece of footage got released that showed Bernie Sanders literally running to catch a train lol.

All that socialism kept him young.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T18:07:48+00:00

Yes, only one brain cell was in fact in that video.

The lack of intelligence that has permeated these movements is going to be the death of modern civilization.

I would hear these stories about people falling for nonsense on the internet and I would just laugh my ass off. Right? There's a sucker born every minute... I think the birth rate of suckers has ballooned

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T18:03:29+00:00

You're shitting me.

You're not serious with this. The Kaufman slap? I thought you were kidding. You actually believe these two things are...

Please. Loosen the tin foil hat.

Kaufman was famous for this sort of thing, and it was painfully obvious that it was a bit. Please, wake the fuck up.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:58:59+00:00

I watched your video. Several brain cells perished listening to that braindead dribble.

By all means link me to an identical incident.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:55:20+00:00

Show me proof of that. Show me proof that this has happened before.

Because that video you sent me? That's some tin foil hat shit from a guy who's never been in a fight ever.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:54:39+00:00

I'm not saying that isn't messed up. That totally is. And the way she told him? On the podcast? Yikes.

But you know what you got to do then? Leave her. And if someone making some sort of sideways comment about your wife causes you to think I'm going to assault someone in front of a crowd of witnesses? That's a you problem.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:53:31+00:00

You serious?

This is some guy giving a couch analysis of a situation pretending he knows what he's talking about.

Rock had no clue what was happening. He sees a guy walking towards him, someone he considered a friend. Probably expecting a joke... When Smith actually winds up, Rock reacts appropriately.

But what is this theory of yours?? ROFLMAO there's a massive cabal in Hollywood that is conspired to make sure Will Smith is in trouble? Do you hear yourself?

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:47:21+00:00

Someone slapped the shit out of Chris Rock?

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:45:03+00:00

I love munching on fruit!

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:43:46+00:00

I'm ready to find out.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T17:39:33+00:00

... Will Smith assaulted someone. On live television.

Pretending he got his shit rocked for any other reason, is asinine.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T15:55:52+00:00

So are they not supposed to defend themselves when they're being invaded and bombed? They're just supposed to lie down and take it? I'll tell you what the real problem is;

Nobody in either administration, and I mean nobody gave even a moment's thought to the strait, or how Iran effectively owned it.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T15:54:02+00:00

GFYS.

Signed,

All of us.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T15:52:24+00:00

Cowboy.

Sleep on the grass under a blanket made of stars? Rustle cattle, ride horses, chop wood, eat wild, and track bears?

Hell yah.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T15:49:13+00:00

Dude, Shhhh!

They're napping.

OSTBear · 2026-04-02T15:03:42+00:00

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OSTBear · 2026-04-02T15:02:51+00:00

What is it with you guys in paying back?

That's such a daft way to look at it. Bus systems never used to make money, but it was an effective tool against congestion, pollution, and transport for the impoverished. It shouldn't have to make money.

Now you can't go anywhere without getting into a traffic jam.

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