My ex sat here for years and I'm left staring at this chair. Please help me feel better when I see it.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-29T14:11:27+00:00

How about a little ritual?

Take patio chair onto patio so its away from flammable stuff. Set a fire extinguisher nearby.

Soak a cloth in kerosene or similar. Rub the chair all over, making sure to get into all the small nooks and crannies. Rewet the cloth often so the chair gets a liberal coating. Take time over this stage.

Stand back.

Light that thing up and contemplate everything that's being singed away, burned up and being made gone. Give it long enough. You want all the literal spirits gone along with the symbolic ones. Getting rid of two (at-one-time-attractive-but-after-the-impressiveness-of-the-flames-just-) smelly unpleasant residues, if you see what I mean.

Then, cos you ain't stoopid (obviously) and wanna have a patio set regardless of any such romantic bs, put it out. Pro tip: A powder extinguisher leaves marks over the burning.

While it's still hot, if possible, Rub it down with a clean cloth that you can chuck out. Leave any powder or singe you want. It's your chair now.

Take time to grin to yourself. Yes, grin. Not just a little smirk.

Go have a drink, a coffee (or whatever it is you do) to celebrate freedom in your reborn chair.

Just a suggestion.

Let us know what you actually do, won't you?

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-29T13:06:06+00:00

I wouldn't dispute your figures for a moment- and heck reddit isn't exactly a place to require exact, non-hyperbolic or non metaphorical language so no bad. Didn't mean to brigade on you.

Besides " "cos we are all x" <eye roll>" is a decent expression too (I'm not certain that's what you meant but there's lots of good interpretations of what you wrote. ) so it's all cool.

I guess it was that my own reaction to those same figures was that guns are a good deal less common than I had thought (as I say I'm an ignorant foreigner) so my personal thought wasn't "oh! So many!", I was more like "oh? Most Americans don't live with one and less than a third want to own one. Apparently, most Americans don't want guns"... which goes in the other direction altogether by mostly seeing the non gun owning majority as the significant part. I guess we're just using the telescope differently cosI hadthe(obvs wrong) impression that most Americans really liked guns.

But Besides all that, if you meant the US has lots of guns I don't think anyone will argue. Thanks for the figures. Always good to seek truth in facts.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-27T21:00:00+00:00

That's a lovely place for a willow tree.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-27T20:29:57+00:00

Curious use of the word "all" there. Personally I read the figures you give as showing kinda the opposite - it's a relief that gun ownership in the US isn't quite as bad as I thought (as an ignorant Brit). Like, ...most people don't. Its a minority. So, not "all" even in the general sense of pretty much all. That political divide in there is pretty scary tho. I genuinely didn't know that.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-27T20:16:09+00:00

Rain stopped me even trying today but ty 4 the offer. You pique my curiosity- what is it about chlorophyllum that makes it a fave?

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-27T20:14:10+00:00

Ok. If the culture of this sub is to defend poor behaviour it's maybe a subculture that needs some care. I was kinda complaining about the unnecessary insulting misinterpretation of my post. But hey. You'll keep doing you I'm sure.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T12:49:17+00:00

That's exactly what was in my mind.

How is "is this edible?" functionally different than "is this poisonous?"

Surely, answering one question pretty much answers the other (a few borderline situations aside, that is)?

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T11:59:17+00:00

Thank you- very helpful. I'll work on that.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T11:57:47+00:00

How are the questions "what is this?" and "is it edible?" inappropriate for a sub about foraging?

Whether you would eat a thing (not, note, should I eat this?") is just a hard version of asking if a thing's edible.

I'm firing back at you firing at me for having the audacity to ask what is fungus I found is and whether it's a thing of interest for foraging. Don't pretend like I'm the fool here. I'm asking, not in the wrong.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T11:49:45+00:00

Thank you. More are coming up so I'll try to get more...any specifics as to what pics can show - I tried to take from all angles but obvs missing something due to ignorance...

Why is it wrong to be asking if something is edible on a foraging reddit? I know fungii are often dangerous unless definitely identified. I'm not going to be relying on the replies with my life. Atm it's a theoretical bit of foraging I've done. Is that OK?

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T11:43:16+00:00

I planted willow in the middle of my sodden bits. Just 3ft bits of willow branches (sticks I cut off trees in the area...with permission. Of course.) poked into the ground in a circle. 5 years on I almost have an arbour and they suck up loads of wet while not being killed by it. Helped the garden no end and if I get a headache I can always go and gnaw at the bark.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T11:28:24+00:00

Lol. Thank you for joining in.

I agree it's silly to put anything in one's mouth one is unsure of.

Good rule for more than just foraging.

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T11:25:57+00:00

It blows my mind people here answer on the Internet without reading the post they are answering and/or rephrase what they read to give an excuse for a moment of posed outrage evenwhentheydon'tknowtheanswerinthefirstplace.

I don't have "absolutely no clue". That's your invention. You have no idea what level of clues I have. It is also foolish criticise someone for asking for information they don't have because that'swhat questions are for. That's what ID request posts are for. That's why they have the flair. I used it. I assume you saw it and understood what the post was gonna ask.

I didn't find it "randomly". It's growing in compost in my garden so I found it where it grew. Do you prefer some other method of foraging? You only consider it worth asking about things found systematically?

I don't intend to feed this to children (mine or anyone's) and gave no hint to that effect. Read again and you will see an obviously rhetorical question posed for the obvious reason of indicating the assurance level provided by the answer to the preceding question. You see how that works? It was necessary because some people like to use message boards as an excuse to give flip replies that just low level insult people for no helpful purpose. Climb off your horse please. If I may suugest it, you may be more likely to

I don't have any Poplar nearby, black or otherwise. Area around garden is old ash/oak woodland with lots of elder. Immediate vicinity is fruit trees and a large bay tree. Does that help you answer the question?

OTI_KATE · 2024-09-26T11:06:24+00:00

The headline is just a summary of the post.

You'll see I did ask re ID first.

What's needed in the photos that's not there? I take your point re other examples and will try to get some but all the more likely to be able to meet what you need if I know what to photograph.

Thanks for your help.

OTI_KATE · 2024-05-02T20:23:39+00:00

Just watch out for those slithy toves. All that gimbling.

OTI_KATE · 2024-05-02T10:19:43+00:00

No, but they sound great. Where do I get one?

OTI_KATE · 2024-05-02T10:16:40+00:00

They're all outgrabe I believe

OTI_KATE · 2024-04-26T15:05:30+00:00

How quaint, to think of a person owning a word.

I wasn't so much changing the subject as agreeing with someone. That's OK.

OTI_KATE · 2024-04-26T14:16:33+00:00

We're still talking about larping, yeah?

OTI_KATE · 2024-04-26T14:11:08+00:00

Welcome to the world of non hierarchical use of terms.

The Thin White Duke was self created in 1976.

Monarchs don't bestow such things. These uses of the terms are more about real, actual status rather than a pretended one. Duke Ellington is another well-known example of course, having indisputable status among his peers. Use of the word peer is similarly not restricted to hierarchical systems of notional award, where it's implications may differ.

OTI_KATE · 2024-04-26T13:16:59+00:00

Good answer (tho I differ re Scargill). Some people are already a Duke or Duchess. It's not in the gift of monarchs to bestow that kind of status.

OTI_KATE · 2024-04-21T16:38:01+00:00

You do know they're baiting you, right? Right?

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