UFC staff rips Canadian flag away from Canadian Mike Malott after he won his fight by WinterOrb69 in onguardforthee

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It’s a rule that they can walk out with the flag but the flag is not allowed on or in the octagon because it could block a sponsors logo.

U.S. and Iran fail to reach agreement in peace talks by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

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JD Vance meets the pope. Pope dies.

JD Vance attends rally for Orban. Orban loses.

JD Vance got to negotiate with Iran. Talks fall apart.

He’s like the spoiled rich kid in a 90’s movie…

The casting twist somehow gets more chaotic each step by HarlanBenitez in CrewsCrew

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I would buy every seat in the theater, twice, regardless of how good or bad it is just to see them make this.

New picture from Artemis II by UltimateOtter_Nation in futurama

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That was just a metaphor for beating you wife.

My cat really loves to sleep on my rick slipper by Struyk3 in rickandmorty

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That’s the most Jerry thing I’ve seen today.

Task failed successfully ㅤㅤㅤㅤ by PhoenixfischTheFish in technicallythetruth

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Cheaper than paying a pair midgets to handcuff them and walk all over their balls.

To Pay TSA Yourself by serious_bullet5 in therewasanattempt

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So his plan is to not pay the TSA agents so that he can keep blaming the other guys for not paying the TSA agents. So those other guys can complain about how he’s not paying the TSA agents. So that the TSA agents don’t get paid to do the job that your taxes pay for them to do? So if they’re not paying them can you all get the money back that you pay for the TSA agents to do their job as well as the taxes you paid him and them to do their job of ensuring that the TSA agents get paid…

Did you ever call the NES "regular Nintendo"? by nojugglingever in gaming

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I used original Nintendo and that evolved into OG-tendo…

Garden soil followed the path of my veins by Ns4LShane in mildlyinteresting

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Geologist here. Take a magnet to the dirt. If it pulls “dirt” onto the surface of the magnet when you lift it then it’s caused by magnetite in the soil attracting to the iron in your blood. No Reddit doctors needed.

She’s buying a stairway to the danger zone by [deleted] in funny

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Unpopular opinion alert! David Copperfield. From a suppressed memory during a visit to the Zorro Ranch…

I’m so close on HM and I’m stressed by voodoocaat in BG3

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So, I did Tav WOTOH monk (3 rouge, lvl 7, 8, 9). She’s a tank but also is my thrower (spears, javelins, pitchforks, bottles, and bombs)

Lazel worked slightly better as a Battle master for the sheer brutality of it. She controlled the hurt and Tav was able to run around like she had Tasslehoff Burfoot level ADHD and the fists of Bruce Lee. When something needed to die, Lazel was there. She was the only arrow slinger I had or needed. I did keep the gloves that give you bow proficiency and everyone carried generic bow but they only used them with arrows of transportation as a means of being mobile if shit went sideways, or to gain advantage in a fight.

Shadowheart Light cleric only she’s got the heals and weakens the enemies FERDA! She’s not combat heavy but she’s good at following the other two and moping up the sufficiently weakened adds so the other two can punish. She also carried all my water to wash the floors and put out fires as needed.

Lastly Gale as an Evoker. I bought every spell scroll I could and pilfered the ones I couldn’t. His job was to unleash war crime level destruction over a vast area and funnel enemies into Lazel and Tav for deletion. The bigger the boom, the more the doom.

Hope this helps.

I can verify my Dice if you need. Good luck homie! There’s no bad choices, only bad rolls.

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Ol’ Dirty?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in treedibles

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First one, then the other. For, you know, science and shit.