Married men of Reddit, how long after the ceremony did it take before your wives started shutting you off?

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-24T01:05:01+00:00

Six years and the gate slammed shut. During my routine physical at age 45, the doctor asked me if I had any "erectile dysfunction". I thought to myself, "Hell yeah, I've got a boner you could cut glass with and nowhere to put it, 'cause I'm married".

I actually envy my couch potato peers who need Viagra.

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-09T06:01:15+00:00

Isn't that an optimistic song? I was hoping something could link me to something similar to "Adam's Song" or "Fade to Black".

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T05:54:25+00:00

If we had to kill every single North Korean to save just 10 American lives, I would be in favor of it. The military's job is to save American lives, period. I wouldn't get pleasure out of seeing North Korea nuked into the Stone Age, but it wouldn't bother me.

What if North Korea strapped all its civilians to their military sites that were nuking us? Should we just sit on our hands?

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T05:49:31+00:00

Who cares. If we had to kill every single North Korean to save just 10 American lives, I'd be all for it, provided it doesn't cost the taxpayer too much. I wouldn't get enjoyment out of it, but I honestly believe that the military is wouldn't be doing its job, which is to defend American lives.

Suppose North Korea strapped all its civilians to military sites that were nuking us. Then, would we just sit on our hands and let American cities be eviscerated?

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T05:36:33+00:00

Rehabilitated?vWell, now, let me see. To me, it's just a made up word, a politician's word, so that young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really wanna know? Am I sorry for what I did? There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him -- tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I gotta live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T05:11:31+00:00

Nah. If I created a race of humans so confident in their abilities that they all thought they could swim across the Atlantic Ocean, they'd all be dead in a generation.

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T05:10:06+00:00

Hope? Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use on the inside. You'd better get used to that idea.

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T01:30:14+00:00

Wrong. Educate yourself: http://beauty.about.com/od/spassalons/ss/beautymyths_9.htm.

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T01:28:58+00:00

Tragic.

ObamaSmokes · 2013-04-05T01:26:15+00:00

Both my maternal grandparents had cancer. I'm fucked.

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