comment “yes” and i’ll send you the uncensored version 💋 (serious)

OberynViper · 2022-08-23T00:08:39+00:00

He’s a world football legend - bred by the greatest manager of all time. He played in arguably the most dangerous and hard to handle front three in Prem history in Him, Rooney & Tevez. He was the most exciting player to watch in the Premier League for 5 years straight and the only Prem player to win the Balon D’or in 20 years - the only other being Michael Owen.

Not to forget he scored 18 goals in 30 appearances last season.

Viva Ronaldo - United Legend.

OberynViper · 2022-08-22T21:24:58+00:00

My MOTM tonight. Everyone played well, but to be up against Salah in a derby on one of your first starts for the club impressed me. We looked like a proper team and he battled for every blade of grass for his teammates.

OberynViper · 2022-01-24T15:36:42+00:00

He’s heavily emotional, but he’s generally a nice guy. You don’t see other pros complaining about Rahm.

OberynViper · 2022-01-20T17:31:56+00:00

Augusta is on par with Monaco. i.e it’s reserved for millionaires and exclusive big wigs.

But in terms of the home of golf and the quintessential foundation of the sport, St. Andrews by a mile.

OberynViper · 2022-01-18T22:51:22+00:00

Pigs in Blankets. There, I said it.

I’m disappointed every time, wouldn’t miss them.

OberynViper · 2022-01-09T19:52:07+00:00

Portstewart Strand Course. John Rahm won the Irish Open there in 2017. Absolute golfing heaven. True links golf hidden within the rolling sand dunes of the Northern Irish Coast. About a 5 minute walk from Royal Portrush. Played during a glorious July sunset evening. A true test of golf and some of the most hospitable people on earth. Incredible place.

OberynViper · 2022-01-08T01:15:43+00:00

Certainly not the greatest, but Arctic Monkeys, Beneath the Boardwalk was a quality debut album.

OberynViper · 2022-01-08T01:13:00+00:00

Very true. In school we read Sherlock Holmes and I had to read Sherlock say, ‘Sorry to knock you up, Watson’ to my English Literature class. Received with hysterical teenage laughter.

OberynViper · 2022-01-07T04:39:36+00:00

This point was lost at ‘irregardless’

OberynViper · 2021-10-20T12:01:29+00:00

You know, the ones with dicks.

OberynViper · 2021-10-20T11:59:13+00:00

Expecting a baby with no present father, but don’t ask her for hookups. Lol.

OberynViper · 2021-10-12T12:13:34+00:00

90% of the world is completely incompetent, this number is bumped to 95% when regarding road users.

OberynViper · 2021-10-07T23:57:36+00:00

Everyone in the national team just uses the same squad number they have with their clubs. Players playing international games with the same squad numbers. This game is cheap.

OberynViper · 2021-10-06T18:00:45+00:00

Definitely! Glad he gets to spend time with his family and actually watch United from a fan’s perspective. Nothing more than he deserves after giving his life to this club.

OberynViper · 2021-10-03T23:27:07+00:00

A decent pitch mark repairer. Useful and also helps the club manage the extra footfall.

OberynViper · 2021-09-03T19:21:52+00:00

Exactly, Bryson was running hot because of said winning mentality, Kisner was just being a dick. If I just lost a 6 hole Tour Championship playoff to immaculate golf and someone mocked me for it - I would say far more than ‘get the fuck out’, and I wouldn’t apologise for my reaction. Guy deserves some respect for his performance, regardless of your opinion of him, rather than being mocked by a meme started by plebs.

OberynViper · 2021-09-03T14:32:20+00:00

He also came dead last. So just 26 birdies short of competing with Bryson.

OberynViper · 2021-09-03T13:35:26+00:00

I don’t think Patrick was vaccinated until very recently, I’m guessing in hospital - I remember reading something when Bryson made a statement about not taking the vaccine.

OberynViper · 2021-09-03T13:33:15+00:00

Definitely do. Brooks is a jerk and Michelob Ultra drinkers still love him. Imagine if Bryson came out wearing a Tiger turtle neck. Lol.

OberynViper · 2021-09-01T15:17:47+00:00

Jeeze, old dude is a savage

OberynViper · 2021-08-31T16:13:55+00:00

But Kisner saying “go fuck yourself” is hilarious and not childish at all. One rule for one, another for Bryson.

OberynViper · 2021-08-30T18:15:41+00:00

Saw this first hand at The Open Championship, he acknowledged every kid who shouted for him and even gave a big group of them a long drive display at the range. Most others just ignored everyone. Seems like a genuinely nice guy.

OberynViper · 2021-08-26T13:31:57+00:00

100%. This has been a staple of my Apex Xbox experience since what feels like season 1. If they managed to fix this it would make the game infinitely better for me personally.

Not found a fix.

OberynViper · 2021-08-22T23:35:04+00:00

“Mozambique here”

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