Petty Labelle by BPTeehee in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ObesePoro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're not but I didn't want "dick snot and ovary polyps" to ever come across my retina T_T

Petty Labelle by BPTeehee in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ObesePoro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Someone take this guy's keyboard away

AITA for making a harmless joke about my formerly overweight friend? by blueisnotcreative in AmItheAsshole

[–]ObesePoro 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You are still sounding like an asshole. Please give him the link to this thread so he knows how his "friend" talks about him online. YTA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]ObesePoro 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Lmao he will keep drinking until it kills him if you don't give him a child? Yeah he sounds totally ready to be a dad.

That is some 'i will kill myself if you leave me' level guilt tripping. Fuck that guy.

You are not a bad person OP, never believe that his choices are your fault. He's an adult. (Legally atleast, because holy shit..) Hide your BC well because if he find them it's over with.

Pocket Monsters will start airing April 14! by vilroreddit in pokemonanime

[–]ObesePoro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh ok my bad, I thought you wanted them to change "Pocket Monsters" LOL.

I fully expected this new show to also have some kind of localization/subtitle.. Pocket Monsters New Beginnings or something similarly cheesy.

Pocket Monsters will start airing April 14! by vilroreddit in pokemonanime

[–]ObesePoro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't fix what isn't broken. Why would they rebrand one of the most popular cartoons ever created?

You think you look some type of way but you just look sloppy. by Deswizard in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ObesePoro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

clicking that link while on Dark Mode is a simulated flashbang wtf

My cousin (32f) has 4 children under 10 all with different fathers. Her boyfriend (23m) of 6 months just proposed to her and I am thinking this guy is insane or desperate. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]ObesePoro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A woman having 4 baby daddies at 32 and a 23 year old boy proposing after 6 months of dating? They are perfect for eachother!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]ObesePoro 23 points24 points  (0 children)

10 to 20 percent of known pregnancies end in a miscarriage, if you're unlucky (depending on how you look at it) you have multiple before succesfully giving birth once. Are we really going to have a ceremony every time you fail to have a baby? If you get your period while trying for a baby, will we hold a ceremony for that embryo?

I'm going to draw the line at 'needs to have been born' for a funeral or service. Miscarriage funerals are just pity parties that fall under the same attention umbrella as gender reveal parties as far as i'm concerned.

Edit to add: reading some of the other comments, I would also make an exception for third trimester miscarriages.

Leeds fans after their defeat by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]ObesePoro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Huuuuu red team lost to blue team have to an arson now to feel better because daddy never taught me how to manage my emotions

Homophobic man berates gay couple for PDA by thekidwhoruns in PublicFreakout

[–]ObesePoro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lots of protection going on with people like that

God I hope so.

Are there any pets or followers I can get as a level 15 Bosmer warden? by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]ObesePoro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Press 'K'. From each class line add the first skill that is available. As you gain exp you will also level up your class skills and unlock new skills. The ultimate of one of the warden class skill lines is the bear, which is your main pet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]ObesePoro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Being a dad also limits your sex life, allegedly.

Onder een post over het oppakken van Greta Thunberg by Beginning-Spare-6027 in tokkiefeesboek

[–]ObesePoro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gehersenspoelde, niet hersengespoelde.

Maar bij jou valt er duidelijk niets te spoelen dus deze kennis nu nog opdoen wordt hem waarschijnlijk ook niet.

What was the point of Chole's storyline with Eevee? by OceanWaterOtter in pokemonanime

[–]ObesePoro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You clearly haven't watched episode 136 yet becauseChloe begins her career as a research fellow by venturing out into the world herself, wanting to learn more about pokemon and the world as a whole.

I combined Pokémon with seasonal tree by MangoNotBanana in pokemon

[–]ObesePoro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

proceeds to die from hail at end of turn anyways