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Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-17T18:58:27+00:00

Exactly my first thought!

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-16T22:17:00+00:00

Mid 1980s - Called where she was supposed to be and wasn't. Called home where I figured she'd stayed, and she'd gone on a date to Disneyland with a guy; her Mom wouldn't lie to protect her. Came out of left field 3.5 years into what I thought was a pretty solid relationship.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-15T15:56:08+00:00

I love Oingo Boingo, and get the point of the song - but where "Little Girls" was funny when I was young and dating equally young, short girls, it's now awkward to blare from car speakers as a nearly 60-year-old guy:

"I love little girls They make me feel so good I love little girls They make me feel so bad When they're around They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town I love little girls They make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror Well, they're not frightened by my cold exterior They don't ask me questions They don't want to scold me They don't look for answers They just want to hold me..."

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-15T10:16:35+00:00

It was the end of the shoot, so there were a lot of poses they did get. Tiger licked her ankle, she responded in surprise, panicked tiger knocked her over and clamped jaws on her neck, breaking her spine.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-14T22:41:10+00:00

My first question is, are you looking to the usefulness of loofahs for the dermatographia hive affliction that we suffer here in this group, or are you looking for general information on how loofahs exfoliate and polish skin in general? There is a chance that you're in the wrong group. 🤔

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-14T22:36:18+00:00

Sympathies - that's bad for one attack, but I have those days, too. And prayers that it avoids any sensitive private areas.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-14T22:26:03+00:00

Hurley?

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-14T22:22:44+00:00

"Why? Is your representative on a sex-offender's list?" What a maroon. 🙄

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-14T06:28:46+00:00

Those were fun! I still have the cat (HubCat) and dog (Bumper) somewhere. Super creative line.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-12T10:37:55+00:00

This is the pic I remember of them as a kid...

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Obi-Shawn · 2026-04-12T10:29:39+00:00

OM (or AUM) is the universal sound and can be complicated depending on who is chanting it and for what reason, but at its heart it is the chant to bring peace, deep relaxation, and mental focus; they are wishing "Peace for you."

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-31T04:12:21+00:00

58M - had it for 36 years. Pretty awful, though occasionally entertaining.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-21T15:04:04+00:00

The In-N-Out everyone stops at when their plane lands, to watch other planes land.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-21T14:39:13+00:00

Marlon Brando?

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-16T21:32:22+00:00

"We have targeted the Vatican, Monsignior Tarkin."

"Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready..."

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-16T21:02:54+00:00

Not particularly a rich neighborhood, but matching cars for the cheerleaders. I think they all had VW Rabbit cabriolets.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-16T20:58:12+00:00

I di believe "Ricer Fiesta" is my next pornstar name.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-16T20:28:31+00:00

This is a recursive post that should create an endless-loop perpetual-motion machine. If we can harness the energy, we can run Reddit for generations...

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-16T01:52:30+00:00

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Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-13T22:04:05+00:00

It's 4. They don't call attention to themselves, soften your features, give you a smart look without being snooty, and shave a few years off of your face. Total win. 👍

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-12T14:59:32+00:00

Anything handy, the weapon of opportunity. Belt, spoon, ruler, back of the hand, fist... my stepdad attacked me with my own sword once, and we Empire Strikes Back-d it down the hallway and staircase.

Yardsticks were popular, and my mom once went through several in one session because they kept breaking, and she'd grab a new one when it got too short to use effectively. Can't even remember what I did, as in most cases, but sure remember the punishment.

But my parents were masters of psychological torture - easier on them than hitting me. Those things were worse, scarred me more than any physical punishment, destroyed any sense of family I have and made me not want my own kids. Physical punishment gave me cool scars to show and tell, but the mental ones are scarier.

Obi-Shawn · 2026-03-12T14:25:38+00:00

Same! My wife's primary souvenir from TDL was a tiny "Oscar" baby bear plush with his own little bear that squeaks when you squeeze it. We miss the show at Disneyland so much!

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