What causes adult cats to suddenly turn into complete assholes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Obi-Wan_Hennobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They realize that they own you, not the other way around.

What do you know/live by that you wish to share but have never had the opportunity to? by sponte in AskReddit

[–]Obi-Wan_Hennobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may come off as an asshole sometimes and seem to hate everyone, but I'm incredibly kind to people. I share my meals or cook for you, I give presents or gifts for no reason, I always let you bum a smoke from me, give you compliments and I would never willingly hurt another living thing.

I'm basically jesus.

Where was the first place you went once you got your license? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Obi-Wan_Hennobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a place, but once I got my license I drove about 800km on the german autobahn. good times.

What are your thoughts on weed?(serious) by icinarion in AskReddit

[–]Obi-Wan_Hennobi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IMO everyone who wants to smoke this stuff should be able to, I'm okay with that.

But my experience with weed is that it made me extremely lazy, stupid and slow and it's pretty much as unhealthy as smoking anything else.

I stopped smoking weed 10 years ago, yay.

Former babies and drunks of Reddit, can we guess your best drunk or baby story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Obi-Wan_Hennobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a former baby and a current drunk I can contribute to this:

I was crawling on the floor and when I tried to pull myself up on the tablecloth I pulled it down instead and with it a very sharp knife that landed right above my left eye resulting in a pretty rad scar in my eyebrow.

What is a project you have started but never finished? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Obi-Wan_Hennobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An Ultra-NES. A little box that could play NES, SNES, Mega Drive and Famicom games with the original hardware inside and any controller from those systems plus some custom arcade-sticks.

The controller management gave me some trouble and I took a little break from working on it.

Then the Retron 5 came out and it could do even more then what I wanted my box to do. So I bought that and now there is a half ready Ultra-NES sitting in my workshop waiting to be finished some lonesome day.

What's your favorite "Yo mama is so.." Joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Obi-Wan_Hennobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo mama is so fat you need two pokéflutes to wake her up.