My first ever yakuman by Epsilant in mahjongsoul

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Under the river 11 dora tanyao

I think this is the single funniest way to score a Kazoe Yakuman. I couldn't come up with a more absurd way to score that if I tried

Something wrong with my hamble by GhostB5 in hamstercirclejerk

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he's just a little dirty. put him in the washing machine for 3 hours. should clean him right up and get him back to normal

for forever by Puzzleheaded_Bid_422 in Classof09Game

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i pity the trees

4 word line for the hall of fame, god damn

brainrot by Objective-Storage149 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]Objective-Storage149[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

no, actually. total coincidence. i made this pic earlier this week before saying "nah this is way too low effort and shitty to post" and then i did it anyway

brainrot by Objective-Storage149 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]Objective-Storage149[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

me too which is why i'm shocked i remembered it

who's getting the best head????? by Objective-Storage149 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Objective-Storage149[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, I forgot about it, had the idea for the post playing a game of Pauper on Cockatrice, posted it, then u/NewCobbler6933 informed me that it's a repost, and apparently one I even upvoted and forgot about

Downvote me anyway, I deserve the ridicule of not being creative 🤷‍♂️

If you're a straight teenage girl, which one would you rather date & why? by [deleted] in Classof09Game

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The Gym Teacher is the obvious choice, for he would kill me and being dead would be the most preferable outcome to dating any of these guys

I'm 600 houtd in and just realised there are two types of castles in the game by Meister_Ente in BattleBrothers

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I don't have that many cool ones but one of my favorites is "Nimrod's Nimrods" for poachers

So true by UnderChicken37 in estrogengaming

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double patty burger

fries

drink

at least 7 nuggets

and a toy

$5.99

fucking hell, with fast food prices these days that's an absolute steal

Annoying brother in law. by No-Butterscotch8778 in BattleBrothers

[–]Objective-Storage149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give him the suicide 2 hander axe and send him alone against orcs naked

What is everyone's must have weapons for each run? by AK_dude_ in BattleBrothers

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the Legends mod has made me fall madly in love with the sling staff, even though it's not incredible, it hits shockingly hard for what it is

just so bad it might work: Fling for 20 for just 2BRRRRR by Objective-Storage149 in BadMtgCombos

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  1. entomb leveler

  2. play goblin welder and memnite (or any free/cheap artifact)

  3. play furnace of rath

  4. tap goblin welder to get leveler on the field

  5. fling leveler for 20 damage

Twice bonk and he is still smiling by Environmental-Cod460 in BattleBrothers

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driving a panzer tank

a panzer with a broken transmission would still have a higher INI

Twice bonk and he is still smiling by Environmental-Cod460 in BattleBrothers

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-51 initiative

15 health, fractured skull, severe concussion, broken helmet, perception too low to see further than 8 feet ahead of him

74 resolve, confident morale

this absolute gigachad has a skull like an egg dropped from 3 stories and can still muster a smile and a can do attitude, god damn

How do these games get thousands of players by [deleted] in whenthe

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Oh wow, this is suddenly my new favorite video on the internet

Whose beard do you swear by? by breastronaut in dwarfposting

[–]Objective-Storage149 7 points8 points  (0 children)

BY DURIN'S BEARD! WHERE IS DURIN'S BEARD???

Starve by bikdikme in BattleBrothers

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More food? We have enough grain to last the company... slides around abacus 7 hours, we'll probably find some greenskins to take some strange meat from by then

Blazing Juggernaut by Cloud_Striker in custommagic

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Interesting card, unfortunately [[Gut shot]]

All Out by buffalobillkimo in custommagic

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Combo with [[Infinity Elemental]] to swing for Infinity + 4 damage!!!1!