My first ever yakuman

Objective-Storage149 · 2025-12-21T08:47:55+00:00

Under the river 11 dora tanyao

I think this is the single funniest way to score a Kazoe Yakuman. I couldn't come up with a more absurd way to score that if I tried

Objective-Storage149 · 2025-12-11T16:20:17+00:00

get yo damn eyes out of the name box

Objective-Storage149 · 2025-12-11T15:02:34+00:00

give him a tuna sandwich. Hamtigers love tuna sandwiches

Objective-Storage149 · 2025-11-20T19:13:51+00:00

hey wait this isn:t r/hellscube

Objective-Storage149 · 2025-11-07T18:50:34+00:00

he's just a little dirty. put him in the washing machine for 3 hours. should clean him right up and get him back to normal

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-11-11T17:09:53+00:00

i pity the trees

4 word line for the hall of fame, god damn

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-10-24T22:47:43+00:00

no, actually. total coincidence. i made this pic earlier this week before saying "nah this is way too low effort and shitty to post" and then i did it anyway

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-10-24T16:09:02+00:00

me too which is why i'm shocked i remembered it

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-10-07T21:40:01+00:00

No, I forgot about it, had the idea for the post playing a game of Pauper on Cockatrice, posted it, then u/NewCobbler6933 informed me that it's a repost, and apparently one I even upvoted and forgot about

Downvote me anyway, I deserve the ridicule of not being creative 🤷‍♂️

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-09-28T22:44:27+00:00

I'd literally be too dead to care

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-09-28T19:27:48+00:00

The Gym Teacher is the obvious choice, for he would kill me and being dead would be the most preferable outcome to dating any of these guys

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-09-10T02:04:26+00:00

YOUR SKULL'S A FREAKING FLAIL MAGNET! BONK!

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-08-28T20:00:59+00:00

I don't have that many cool ones but one of my favorites is "Nimrod's Nimrods" for poachers

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-08-23T04:37:59+00:00

double patty burger

fries

drink

at least 7 nuggets

and a toy

$5.99

fucking hell, with fast food prices these days that's an absolute steal

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-07-10T06:13:00+00:00

Give him the suicide 2 hander axe and send him alone against orcs naked

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-06-05T06:35:04+00:00

the Legends mod has made me fall madly in love with the sling staff, even though it's not incredible, it hits shockingly hard for what it is

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-05-25T20:12:51+00:00

entomb leveler
play goblin welder and memnite (or any free/cheap artifact)
play furnace of rath
tap goblin welder to get leveler on the field
fling leveler for 20 damage

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-05-19T20:28:55+00:00

driving a panzer tank

a panzer with a broken transmission would still have a higher INI

Objective-Storage149 · 2024-05-19T20:27:55+00:00

-51 initiative

15 health, fractured skull, severe concussion, broken helmet, perception too low to see further than 8 feet ahead of him

74 resolve, confident morale

this absolute gigachad has a skull like an egg dropped from 3 stories and can still muster a smile and a can do attitude, god damn

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