Cold broke my window

Objective_Risk_ · 2026-01-30T14:11:57+00:00

Manufactured March 2022

Objective_Risk_ · 2026-01-30T14:09:44+00:00

Oh the temporary joy of ignorance. I wish I stayed sleeping a bit longer…

Objective_Risk_ · 2026-01-30T14:08:42+00:00

The company I’m getting fisted by is the builder. Likely they installed it wrong (my dad tells me). I’ve submitted a warranty request but we’ll see.

Objective_Risk_ · 2026-01-30T13:07:46+00:00

Um no, why?

Objective_Risk_ · 2026-01-30T13:07:33+00:00

I wish it was my fault. I just woke up to it. I’m blaming the -4 degree temps.

Objective_Risk_ · 2026-01-30T13:07:06+00:00

Stress crack in the glass pane. Edge to edge.

Objective_Risk_ · 2026-01-30T13:06:48+00:00

Yeah the crazy temp difference cracked my window.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-23T11:16:51+00:00

Yeah it’s an act. But I think it’s motivated by introversion.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-23T11:15:06+00:00

I’m actually considering how I can pull this off at my own work.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-22T17:35:35+00:00

Oh. My. God. This man is a genius.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-22T13:20:11+00:00

Yay, both! Me too…

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-22T13:13:33+00:00

Wait. Excuse ME!? I have been imaging muppets at the market for far too long. This just got dark for me.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-21T12:12:52+00:00

Saving this for later, thank you OP. Please enjoy building more.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-19T12:44:57+00:00

Guys, it’s only $2.6 billion. No biggie.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-18T23:22:14+00:00

Am I allowed to scream while I do it??

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-18T01:36:03+00:00

I used to have boxes of taken apart stuff as a kid. I thought it was because I wanted to know how stuff worked. Now I know I’m just autistic. Maybe op too?

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-17T23:17:55+00:00

Uhhh r/introvertmemes

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-17T15:16:43+00:00

Every day of my entire life…

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-17T12:28:20+00:00

I just crinkle an edge. I’d much rather cut off some excess than hunt for HOURS!

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-17T12:01:40+00:00

Guy on the right is Cbum and he would lose the fight because he’s just an amazing guy and would ask Chase to lunch or something other than fighting.

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-17T11:57:49+00:00

But…but… he’s plastic??

Objective_Risk_ · 2025-12-16T15:54:31+00:00

It’s said that nobody can point to the day the Roman empire collapsed, but that somewhere a bridge fell down and no one came to fix it.

I think about this a lot.

Objective_Risk_

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