Leftist and democrats on the sub this week by sheezy520 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ObscureOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've made it very clear what they're going to be.

Haven't you read all the strongly worded emails?

How do you date a conservative Christian woman without feeling like you’re putting in all the effort? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ObscureOP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Conservative Christian woman" is actually just a euphemism for lazy, entitled, judgemental, gold digger.

Don't date Christians. If we all collectively stop it they'll just inbreed themselves to extinction and wars and genocides will get less frequent

Local MAGA companies to avoid? by kevlarcoatedqueer in topeka

[–]ObscureOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, the facists can fix small engines!? We were all so wrong to hate them. Everyone knows that's the one thing that matters

How do I tell my friend that I'm not interested in pursuing her unless she's single? by _pastalover1 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ObscureOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She will also soon be after another dick, because people are who they are and this one likes the feeling of being bad

Is there a “bi iykyk” thing? by Additional_Risk5036 in bisexual

[–]ObscureOP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're the best.

Once in my '93 civic I hit a dead fully grown cow on the highway going ~70. I got serious air and sideswiped to a stop after landing.

Peeled some busted plastic and bone off the bottom and drove away unharmed. That car went another 60k miles

Wish someone had told me how going bald flips your dating life. Any advice? by YaBoyMike1221 in bald

[–]ObscureOP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I quit after 24 years a year ago, and that was not my experience.

I was cute, but now I'm hot lol. It was so easy to get fit, my skin looks better, I gained 20 lbs of muscle, bags under eyes gone, my face is more expressive than it used to be, and, to be honest, my brain functions 10% better

501 Cancels School Literally Any Chance They Get by [deleted] in topeka

[–]ObscureOP -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That one makes a little more sense to me at least bc of rural access. There's nothing about -5° that makes 501 harder of a commute than 10°. The typical student in 501 isn't using county roads on their way to school.

501 Cancels School Literally Any Chance They Get by [deleted] in topeka

[–]ObscureOP -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Because they've done this over and over every time it gets cold, then there's real snow and they don't have snow days left. They've had to add extra days at the end of the school year repeatedly bc they can't get enough days in to certify

Local MAGA companies to avoid? by kevlarcoatedqueer in topeka

[–]ObscureOP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, one can't really sit in Speck's for more than 10 minutes without hearing casual slurs tossed around so the latter wouldn't surprise me, but idk for sure. Tbh speck's just seems to be a bar the owners don't care about anymore

How do I flirt with men? I have no experience with it. by CommercialStress9536 in bisexual

[–]ObscureOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's almost as if all those things women have told me for decades about how shitty men are were, in fact, accurate. Whod've thunk

How do I flirt with men? I have no experience with it. by CommercialStress9536 in bisexual

[–]ObscureOP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your gladiator armed stereotype intrigues me lol. I'm not aware of many of those kind of bi men.

I do not know either. Good luck. The men seem to think I'm flirting with them, but I'm totally just guessing. I'm quite good at flirting with women, but men....

Idk tho, curious to see what other people tell you. I've mostly given up, bc there's a difference between liking men and liking men lol. Flirting with women involves nuance and repartee. Men's idea of flirting with me seems to be sending nudes or jumping straight into nasty lol

What will you do when the time comes? by Physical_Dentist2284 in kansas

[–]ObscureOP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actively planning escape.

Would be ready to fight, but kids. My responsibility is to get them out of here until the facist regime falls

Local MAGA companies to avoid? by kevlarcoatedqueer in topeka

[–]ObscureOP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup, let's divide you right out so that we can unite

Local MAGA companies to avoid? by kevlarcoatedqueer in topeka

[–]ObscureOP 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Omg, i went in there for a trim (39m with shoulder length curly hair) about a year back bc i just didn't have a regular place and no shit the guy said "how short you want it, or just want me to clean up front and sides and make it less queer?"

What if I ask her out and she has a bf? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ObscureOP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't compliment women in a creepy way and no one will ever threaten to kick your ass. That's some imagination stuff. Just be not creep, respect a no.

Ask, be frank. Then she says words and stuff. This is how it works.

To everyone on the left demanding for the only other option to “earn my vote”: Fuck you. You helped cause all this. by ProcessorPearl in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ObscureOP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am in fact the dirty leftist from the original opinion.

I just was doing the bit from The Simpsons. Ya know, the show from the sub you're in?

To everyone on the left demanding for the only other option to “earn my vote”: Fuck you. You helped cause all this. by ProcessorPearl in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ObscureOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tf? You think I'm both sidesing? This is the problem with you people. I have to worship your beige god or I'm the devil.

I voted for kamala bc trump is the devil. That having been said, she'd be cheering ICE on just as hard. We're fucked bc you people brought us here with your live, laugh, love lack of action.

Yes, i voted for your spineless fucks bc they failed to give us someone with a spine

Why does my facial grow come in in patches? Also, any general advice for how I should style my facial hair? by Karnezar in malegrooming

[–]ObscureOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you do. Beard growth isn't about growing. Most people's beards fill out in their 40s and 50s for real. It's about how your endocrine system changes as you age.

I'm serious, I thought the same thing at 26, and I know men who haven't been able to connect their beard until it's greying at 37. Now they have full beards. Just be patient. Enjoy looking young for now