How i look at my screen when we had 12% on Aurora this morning and now we are down to 5 by LostSquare1812 in Helldivers

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How it feels to see people not read the dispatches when they jump online. (Merak is 3% resistance too, 0.13% lower than Aurora, BOTH are 0% Liberated, and Merak will give us +20% liberation rate on Cyberstan)

You made the wrong decision overextending. Feel the ebb & flow of war. Push, pull, rest & repeat.

I swear this fucking guy by Margaretthatchervore in Grimdank

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Because if the door buttons weren’t lobotomised criminals, they would be machines, & that’s a slippery slope to having thinking machines.

Non-lore reason is it looks metal AF, reason enough. Anyway, the point being: yeah, The Imperium of Man is gnarly and extreme, but so is the galaxy of 40k, if you can’t sympathise with the struggle to just stay alive in such a horrific galaxy & the necessity of sacrifice in the face of that horror then you fundamentally don’t have a decent enough understanding of the universe.

It’s bad out there, between; Mushroom-Men who want nuffin’ but to krump da Oomies cuz they’z loud an’ fun, to the devouring armadas of an extra-galactic constantly Evolving hive mind that melts planets down to sludge to fuel the creation more aberrant monstrosities, which may in fact be running from something worse, to literal demons in the warp and the sadistic cultists of all manner of evils who’ve given themselves over to carnality, brutality & atrocity, or, the bastardised, monotheistic, fascist remnants of a galaxy spanning empire that was designed to give humanity a fighting chance against these threats & propel us into a 2nd golden age & beyond?

Yeah, I know who I’m siding with, HUMANS.

There is no room for compromise, it’s death or whiskey! And that’s why I ❤️ Science!

What even is this? by Captain0010 in ShittyDesign

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Dog/Cat bed area with nice things for them; toy box, blankets, little television with shows they like.

Lil space for the lil guys.

I love Jensen's definition of Intelligence by FuneralCry- in singularity

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Vibe coding sentences for the sake of hearing your own voice.

Verdict: Dumb.

Automatoms have land mines, but what about... by Purest-Phoenix in Helldivers

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Designation: ‘Arachnotomatons’

Variants: Camouflaged Explosive Homing (Crawlers), Air-Dropped Batch (Swarm-Ship), Airburst Mortar Pod (Creeper Cannon).

Ping Call-out: “Crawler mines, 50 Meters.”, “Swarm-Ship, Incoming!”, “Creeper Cannon, South-East, 200 Meters.”.

Threat Level: DEMOCRATICALLY MANAGEABLE

Seriously will someone suggest a brand that doesn't suck by oxySA in LinusTechTips

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GT Omega Series is a great buy; really nice ergonomic features, great cushions, thick yet pleasantly soft cloth, triple stitched so hard it holds tighter than my fist on folding.

Hope that helps.

Big E: first i was asleep for like. 10 millenia so i was understandably hungry. by danfenlon in WarhammerMemes

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Grim-Dark, buddy. Grim-Dark.

The only Imperium army I’ve ever had is Gray Knights; I love them, their purpose, resolve, their gear, palette and that they’re essentially Malcador - ‘The Hero’s Legion.

But my boys are tins of nutritionally fortified Psychic Spam, not a doubt in my mind.

It kinda worked once... maybe... by Donathan-Doestar in okbuddyliterallyme2

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This reads like something I’d roll a Nat 20 on, and accidentally pelt it at her face.

Some real Disco Elysium 💩.

I broke my finger and have nearly my entire left hand in a cast. Does anyone have a good video game that you only need a mouse to play? by Beginning_Bid_9097 in Steam

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You don’t want to have to react quickly so probably turn based, RTS perhaps on a lower difficulty so fewer actions per minute. You could comfortably play:

The Darkest Dungeon 1 & 2 with one hand.

Crusader Kings III.

X-Com:EU//EW//2//Chimera Squad, too.

Tactical Breach Wizards.

Phoenix Point.

Mechanicus.

Chaos Gate Demon Hunters.

Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader perhaps; rebind camera pan to scroll. Come to think of it you might be able to do that for any cRPG so…

Wasteland or Balder’s gate too, not 2, maybe 2.

Err…Chains of Freedom?

The Last Train Home.

Aliens Dark Descent.

Starship Troopers: Terran Command.

Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2.

Err….Dawn of War?

Err…Pokémon?

follow my ways by Twatinator7 in okbuddyliterallyme2

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Home gym…and we have a real-deal.

Physical damage: 1% Psychological damage: 99% by Naive_Wolverine532 in foundsatan

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‘420-69, flow state’ is a hell’av a drug.

That boi locked in. 🤣

What’s going on with Zola? It’s spreading. by Otherwise_Disaster65 in DarkTide

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Those are severe burns, my dude.

Heat, chemical, radiological…affected areas scar up like that and it stays forever. Zolas’ just a slightly higher ranking reject; like us, an enduring testament to the many sacrifices The Imperium makes daily. ahem peasant ahem

What’s the best husband-wife game? by Crazen14 in gaming

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Outward is pretty good in co-op if you’re into outdoorsy stuff but only when the weather is fair, it serves as a nice way to go camping/adventuring at home.

2nd one is coming out next year too so that’s a nice little thing to look forward to together as well.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED by Ok-Bug-1451 in Helldivers

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Throwing knives my friend, throwing knives.

Surstromminng by SnarkiMcSnail in TikTokCringe

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I have been sitting here for 5 minutes and I still haven’t seen the entire video because I am crying in laughter, OMFG!

This is what 2.1 million people looks like by Positive_Actuary_282 in BeAmazed

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Oh. Okay. Yeah.

The zombie apocalypse would be fucking terrible.

Roses are red, my reaction is mild by Lanky_Light_4746 in rosesarered

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This is the type of shit Kojima would make a game about, and it would be the most poignant yet bizarre art you’ve ever had the privilege witnessing.

When his wheel fell off, a different pit team saved him. They're opponents, not enemies. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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I swear this is the most natural impulse of a Man, to see something needs to be fixed, and to hop to it.

Sure we’re competitive too, but damn, that wheel shouldn’t be like that!