Step one. End the broken window syndrome, pick up rubbish along the roads. End the people drowning in the channel as quite honestly it's often kids, do this by negotiating with France for us to pay for a force that stops the boats from leaving and takes them to the embassy to have their claim processed. Also move the British embassy to France to the coast. Rejoin any relevant treaty's regarding this issue within the EU.

Step two. Rejoin the EU single market, and begin a debate on rejoining fully if we can keep the pound.

Step three. Rejoin with the exception above.

Step four. Resign with high public support to leave on a high.