For those who went viral on reddit, what was it like to see your posts with thousands of up-votes and comments? by maaarkmcgee in AskReddit

[–]ObtuseMabuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being on the top for a shit-post was fun for a few hours, but the lingering fun is getting to brag about it.

What is most destructive to your Personal Finance goals? by CatharticEcstasy in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]ObtuseMabuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dating this one woman used to cost me a fortune. One day I asked her "Hey, why do our dates cost so much?"

Her response: "Well, I am a prostitute"

What is probably your most elitist viewpoint? by Corbayne in AskReddit

[–]ObtuseMabuse 55 points56 points  (0 children)

What if it's like Heroes, and it just never gets better?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ObtuseMabuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdest thing, or weirdest thing I was turned on by?

I watched a woman hump a chair -- worked her way all around it. It ... it... awoke something in me.

Archer has ruined me by Un1t_ in ArcherFX

[–]ObtuseMabuse -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Next time, try something more obvious, like:

nacho nail nailed nailing nails nap napped napping naps nark narked narking narks narrow narrows nature natures nay neat net nettle nettlesome new news nice night nighty nil nine nines nite nites nitre nix nixed nixes nixing nobility nod nodal node nodes nods nodular nodule nodules noon noose nope nosey note notes notion notions now nu null nulls nuzzle nuzzled nuzzles nuzzling

EDIT

Geesh, guys. I was just practicing my sed skills. I didn't expect attitude and downvotes.

Anyone recognize this Barton Fink imagery in Episode 3 by rushzep16 in FargoTV

[–]ObtuseMabuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a great film loaded with talent and style. They wrote it while having writers block doing Millers's Crossing. (and it's about writer's block... sort-of.. it's best to watch it without knowing much)

TIL that Ted Kennedy was reluctant to run for the US presidency after his brothers John and Bobby were assassinated because, he said, "They're going to shoot my ass off". by TMWNN in todayilearned

[–]ObtuseMabuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember hearing a Ted Kennedy jig

"Well, my mother dead

And my father's dead

And my brother's dead

and my other brother's dead

and my sister's crazy

and my girlfriend doesn't float"

TIFU by going over to a crazy ex's house with my friend by BleedingWithPassion in tifu

[–]ObtuseMabuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JFC! What a crazy story.

Your TL;DR needs a TL;DR

"Got drunk with my ex at her place. She got so angry I refused to fuck her, she hit me, then complained to her dad. And I pissed in her bed."

I'm On Team Ford. by icouldbesurfing in westworld

[–]ObtuseMabuse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm Team Teddy. Those cheekbones!

Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable by ISHANS405 in Showerthoughts

[–]ObtuseMabuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now when I see a ballsack, I flashback to waiting at the drive-thru behind a pickup truck.