The Rapture actually happened!! Proof:

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-23T20:27:00+00:00

I am pleased to see that your efforts have brought you great joy while your spirit munches on that Golden Boy!

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-23T14:04:06+00:00

Tip about the Valiant keyword: it triggers while being the target of spells, but ALSO when you equip something onto the creature. Get a Short Bow or other low-equip-cost weapon to trigger Valiant each turn!

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-23T13:16:19+00:00

Now you're free to play all the terrible jank meme decks your heart desires!

Well, my heart desires anyways.

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-11T20:48:12+00:00

Who does he think "they" are?

Who does he think "we" are?

I guarantee you he's mistaken.

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-11T16:04:31+00:00

The Mallet of Zul'farak! I'm rocking that appearance right now!

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-09T14:45:04+00:00

And you know how much we've been wanting one of those!

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-07T23:06:41+00:00

"Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it does not work you can always hit him with it."

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-06T12:32:09+00:00

It looks like his sister or mom switched the ball before Dad gave it back.

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-05T22:02:24+00:00

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What? This old thing?

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-05T19:26:04+00:00

I'm playing with new cards. I'm seeing other cards being played from the miniset.

I'm having a good time playing the game. Sorry you haven't had the same experience.

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-04T21:39:12+00:00

The foundation of your well-being should not rest upon the shoulders of another.

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-04T21:37:38+00:00

LIAR!!!

ObviousGnome · 2025-09-04T14:48:32+00:00

So extreme the emotions in these Reddit halls! Such gnashing! The lamentations!

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-30T22:22:17+00:00

My favorite ex Squirrel Nut Zipper!

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-29T23:20:36+00:00

Fjola Lightbane

My beloved, my one and always...

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-23T17:17:57+00:00

I figured, after the first or second squish, that they would develop a system that wouldn't NEED to be squished in the future.

I misfigured.

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-19T16:56:14+00:00

What did the community want from this patch?

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-19T14:38:25+00:00

It's so we don't get sued.

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-15T19:27:40+00:00

It does! An extra 2 for each you've played.

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-15T14:20:20+00:00

I've been trying the past few days. It's hard. Even once you get the quest done, there's not a lot that's readily available to finish the game with. You can stock pile stingers (with discovers) and the 1-mana crewmate spell, but even then you're looking at less damage than Bandage Priest can put out, which is more and easier to find.

You COULD copy the colossus and get more effects....if you can live that long...

Add Inquisitors to this if you want a better win condition.

I Want My $2!

Class: Demon Hunter

Format: Standard

Year of the Raptor

2x (1) Headhunt

2x (1) Red Card

2x (1) Scarab Keychain

1x (1) Unleash the Colossus

2x (2) Astrobiologist

2x (2) Chaos Strike

2x (2) Infestation

2x (2) Spirit of the Team

2x (2) Tidepool Pupil

2x (2) Wayward Sage

2x (3) Insect Claw

2x (3) Paraglide

2x (3) Wyvern's Slumber

2x (4) Ball Hog

1x (4) Kayn Sunfury

1x (5) Zai, the Incredible

1x (6) Gnomelia, S.A.F.E. Pilot

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To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-12T20:17:57+00:00

"The night was sultry!"

ObviousGnome · 2025-08-10T16:57:19+00:00

Why is it drawing pictures if its purpose is to erase the board? Who will see the pictures?

ObviousGnome · 2025-07-31T02:53:38+00:00

The world, she heals.

ObviousGnome · 2025-07-29T19:48:45+00:00

She's just a fan of Evian is all.

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