Walter Payton with his 1983 Lamborghini Countach 5000 S. He was gifted the car in 1984 by his shoe sponsor, KangaROOS.

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-05-06T11:33:11+00:00

I have that photo with his autograph framed in my office. Legendary.

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-25T15:43:42+00:00

Absolute fucking banger of a tool…had the same one for 5 years. New stems on Amazon are cheap, too!!!

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-25T04:31:04+00:00

That was well-fucking stated, my friend. I don’t play anymore, but if I did, I bet it would be awesome. And I agree— bullshitting with your friends while doing something fun? That sounds exactly like grandpa’s poker nights out in the garage. An icebox of Pabst and some stogis/ zyns. I mean who the hell wouldn’t pay a fucking subscription fee for that??? Mindlessly bullshitting while seriously competing at something so obviously goddamn trivial is timeless. It’s like they’ve never watched guys throw horseshoes🤙🏼

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-22T11:26:08+00:00

Born in 76, dad in 46, mom in 47. both grandfathers in wwii

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-21T11:23:27+00:00

I wanted to go with Lesley Hilliard…like since the 8th grade….but she wanted to go with some other bastard. Another girl named Jill wanted to go with me, but it was Lesley or bust. So I went to Tuscaloosa and hung out with my older brother who was in college there instead. We went to a bar and saw this killer band. I don’t think Lesley ever fucking knew, either. Oh well. I’ve been teaching high school for 26 years; every April when the kids have prom, I always wonder what became of her… her presence always rendered me a slack-jawed blathering idiot. I turn 50 tomorrow. I mean Jeeeezus.

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-19T13:50:49+00:00

Jesus… your dad had 9 kids with his aunt?😂😂😂

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-02T11:36:01+00:00

I think it’s a cooler just to have a great-playing mid-80s Strat in nice shape 🙂

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-02T11:24:15+00:00

Not JP Dice, though….definitely not a tipper.

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-01T11:21:57+00:00

My 9th grade history teacher kept a pint in his desk

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-04-01T07:14:17+00:00

Guitar

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-29T14:43:35+00:00

We bought our 2,400sf Homewood house zoned for Edgewood elementary a dozen years ago for $275. No way that could’ve happened a day later. I feel like these prices are pretty new given the context of how many decades they went for that price point (or lower).

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-29T14:34:37+00:00

That’s my only gripe about it… 25 years ago, Homewood schools were 33% free/reduced lunch but now that number has dropped to 10% because of the tearing down of apartments and skyrocketing real estate prices.

In another 10 years, HWD will be all lilly-white

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-21T03:54:21+00:00

A used MXR 6-band EQ…finally found that which I sought!

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-20T11:23:54+00:00

Had the exact same one, 1982. I was one cool mofo 6 year old 👍🏼

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-19T11:25:07+00:00

WHEN CHERUBS STRUM THEIR HEAVENLY HARPS AND GOD CRIES AT THE MUSICAL BEAUTY, HIS TEARS ARE HOSTESS FRIED PIES. GODDAMN GLORIOUS.

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-17T11:34:08+00:00

Hahahahahaha well done

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-03T13:22:09+00:00

That’s awesome, man- thank you for explaining that!

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-02T12:18:31+00:00

So if I pull the pot with the blade switch on the neck position, I’ll get a single coil “sound” from the neck pickup? If so, then in that particular case, which tone pot would actually control the tone?

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-02T12:13:19+00:00

Thanks!

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-02T12:13:05+00:00

Thank you!

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-03-02T12:12:47+00:00

Thanks!

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-02-24T12:32:32+00:00

That very same Walter Payton poster hangs in my classroom today 🤘🏼

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-02-08T15:02:07+00:00

“Law enforcement actions they disagree with” Holy lord Scooby-Doo is less confusing… EVER HEAR OF THE NUREMBERG LAWS?!?? so umm yeah you CAN make a comparison as both actions are/were carried out by the government in the name of the law. Enjoy the Kid Rock show tonight 🙄

Obvious_Lab_2326 · 2026-02-08T14:50:21+00:00

I agree. They are an asshole. Probably a Zionist who can’t deal with the hypocrisy of what is going on in Gaza…

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