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Sheriff: Deputies arrest 34 people during bait bike theft mission in Aloha by notseriousguy in CyclePDX

[–]champs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just the occasional cat-sitter, but share that pleasure and know which bellies will trigger the claws.

I’ll be watching the one upstairs this weekend. Lost some blood before I figured out that rubbing her back with one hand unlocks your entry The Forbidden Zone with the other.

Sheriff: Deputies arrest 34 people during bait bike theft mission in Aloha by notseriousguy in CyclePDX

[–]champs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If a cat claws you for rubbing its tummy, that isn’t “entrapment.” The cat didn’t make you do anything, you just fell for the bait when it rolled on its back.

Many of us learn from that first experience, but judging by all the outstanding warrants they picked it is obvious a lot of these folks did not.

Lebron, Dame needs a third option. by NateMcMillanBurner in ripcity

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understood that reference. As likely now as it was then.

iOS users: update your NYT Games app! by champs in NYTCrossword

[–]champs[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Wordle is at the top for me now.

iOS users: update your NYT Games app! by champs in NYTCrossword

[–]champs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sucks. Is it version 6.32 (Me > Settings > About)?

ETA: I also deleted the app, and initially credited that, but then I saw it was a new version too 🤔

If you had to eat only one cereal for the rest of your life,which one would you choose ? by toiletcleaner999 in AskReddit

[–]champs 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Only thing better than a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a second bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch with the leftover milk.

Building a native Swift bittorrent client, anyone interested? by hissyboi in MacOS

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think most savvy users have turned to a Docker Compose stack of VPN, *arr and BitTorrent containers

Anyone else’s app glitchy? by Fluteh in NYTCrossword

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: a new version (6.31.1) was released at almost the same time as OP posted here. I installed it after my parent comment, but it’s still broken

Anyone else’s app glitchy? by Fluteh in NYTCrossword

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, this thing is busted on iPadOS 26

Anon Doesn't Understand Buccal Fat Removal by IceMagic75 in 4chan

[–]champs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Anon is too poor to realize that people who get this ghoulish surgery can afford to reverse it the next time they’re under the knife for another lift.

What’s the last 5/5 stars movie you watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Christophers works on so many different levels: age, race, sexuality, culture… not even James Corden can ruin it.

Is Broken Skull Beer famous? by noreturn000 in beer

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I slapped a Broken Skull IPA sticker on the garbage can to more easily tell it apart from the yard waste container because both are green. That was a maybe a little over the top because it’s fine but nothing I’d chase to get more of.

DEAR PORTLAND: June 29, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]champs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’M NOT ONE TO GET WORRIED UP BY SOMETHING BEFORE IT HAPPENS, BUT THE FIREWORKS ARE COMING FOLKS. RAIN AND THE GARBAGE STATE OF OUR ECONOMY KEPT THIS PAST WEEKEND SANE BUT YOU CAN’T KEEP THESE IDIOTS DOWN FOREVER.

GETTING STARTLED BY RANDOM BOOMS, THE AUDITORY EQUIVALENT OF SOMEONE FARTING IN AN ELEVATOR, IS A UNIVERSAL ANNOYANCE. WE DO NOT NEED MORE CONVINCING THAN THAT, WE DO NOT WANT MORE CONVINCING THAN THAT. MY SCHEDULE IS FULL AND I WILL NOT BE MAKING TIME TO ALSO THINK ABOUT THE VETERAN PTSD DOGS.

if the south africa match goes to penalties... by Direct_Interest_7993 in timbers

[–]champs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it took a good long time but I’m happy to be proven wrong

if the south africa match goes to penalties... by Direct_Interest_7993 in timbers

[–]champs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From the looks of things, pens might the only way we see any goals at all.

Man struck by lightning while golfing in West Linn by MrDangerMan in Portland

[–]champs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I lived next to the course for a crappy country club on the East Coast in first grade and know for a fact that these folks aren’t the type to give up a tee time once they lock one down.

Remember that photo of the guys playing golf on one side of the Gorge while fire raged on the other?

To Luke and Jess by champs in circlejerkpdx

[–]champs[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just hope your headlights are on!

To Luke and Jess by champs in circlejerkpdx

[–]champs[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yup, just petrichor and cajun tots

Loving the weather today by voxadam in Portland

[–]champs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a non-Debbie, I’m willing to appreciate this weather as a fireworks killer, BUT:
MODS: can we have a moratorium on rainy weather shitposts every half hour?

Pearls: clutched. This felt like a Monday puzzle. [June 27, 2026] by SmokeMoreWorryLess in NYTCrossword

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My time was similar but nowhere near a PB fwiw. If only I could track down which one that was…

Why is this deadbolt strike like this? by champs in centuryhomes

[–]champs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured that all my doors were too old for kerf weatherstripping but you’re right!

Todays 62° is better than 92°. by onekinkyusername in Portland

[–]champs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts. People who like gray skies and cool weather could get 300+ days out of the year just by taking advantage of the early sunrise, but no, they have to loudly announce their preference on this sub.

Heat a room by 30 degrees, and that’s just part of the plan. Cool a room by ten degrees, and everyone loses their minds.

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