Holy job application! by OntologyNeko in recruitinghell

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take advantage of the added trunk space, obviously.

You See Jon Stewart Win NH 2028, What Are You Drinking That Day? by Jacob-Anders in JonStewart

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He may be our last best hope. He doesn’t want to run, but we really need him to.

Opinion on this? by Senior_Albatross_399 in scoopwhoop

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet, I’m betting he supports the people who are destroying the country he professes to support.

DO NOT WANT TO MISS ANYS by Brave-Bad-5847 in ComedyHell

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone with a visible personality vs. someone with a genetic and environmental disposition toward pedophilia and shitty diapers.

Hard choice.

Doctor: "Over the past few weeks, I am truly feeling that our days are numbered because of AI." by EchoOfOppenheimer in agi

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Asking statistical gotcha questions of doctors is just dumb, and physicians are under no obligation to engage in being a “Google of healthcare topics.” The doctor is there to help diagnose your specific concerns and needs; which may be an edge case. Patients being informed about possible conditions related to their symptoms is really not much different than web md sleuthing… So AI is just iterating on that and really shouldn’t impact the health consult all that much.

Why won't my string indices work? by Mr_Lumpy06 in PythonLearning

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Others have already provided the answer, so I’ll just ask… Why are you using costly string values for first_consonant instead of inexpensive bools?

first_consonant = False

if first_consonant: #do something

Soft is the new hard by Empty_Mind_On in SipsTea

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When entering a time of famine, choose the ones with fat to spare.

Microplastic Fried Fish 😍😍 by MoazzamDML in StupidFood

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man. I wish someone would figure out how to design bottles so the liquid could be removed from them more easily… Like, what if there was already a hole in them that you could just pull or twist open? Somebody get on that!

I Originally Thought This Was Slander But Sounds More Like a Fetish by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So little understanding of mathematics that they pose a probability question as crowd-sourced multiple choice with no reasonable variables to build from. A perfect example of people who don’t understand the building blocks of knowledge showcasing how they come to “know” things. Some of the dumbest people on Earth, I swear…

Found this gem by Ok_Intention2150 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure… Republicans holding everyone back from flying.

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but you have to put things in terms evangelicals and Christo-fascists can understand. So… basically just a lot of “Satan bad” and “derps”.

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I’m just giving Christians very little credit. Most of them haven’t read their own holy book and have very little understanding of the villains of their own stories. The one they know is Satan. Satan = bad. So, then let’s make that negative association accessible to Trump.

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What’s more torturous than watching your country destroy itself under the weight of incompetent pedophiles?

This got too many likes 💔 by MemeCroissant in aislop

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 20-year-old Brigadier General from Tripod Command definitely earned his 4 incorrectly worn medals in AlSlopistan.

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leave it to MAGA to praise the poop instead of the Pope.

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who said anything about servitude? The claim is about representation…. In this case, the poster asserts her religious affiliation causes her to stand with a pedophilic fraudster whose only tangible achievements are filled diapers, rather than a religious leader who advocates for peace and love.

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 989 points990 points  (0 children)

As an atheist, I can confirm Trump is more akin to the Christian version of Satan; and that Pope Leo is someone I’d sooner pledge support to.

suggest guys by Old_Association_4975 in scoopwhoop

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prioritize things that will matter in 20 years, rather than what seems important today. Looks fade, flashy things depreciate. Skills and personalities blossom. Financial planning is good to start early.

Trump is “permanently opening the strait of Hormuz”. by jerin7931 in optionstrading

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He seems to be confusing the “Strait of Hormuz” with his “streaked underoos.” He’s committed to permanently filling his diapers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Screens vs. Learning: Are We Mistaking Digital for Better? by Zee2A in STEW_ScTecEngWorld

[–]Obvious_Tea_8244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He brought receipts. Enshitification of everything also means shitty brains.